ACADEMIC RAGE FUELS MY PASSION FOR TORTURE!!

Vida, she/they, minor, this is my whump sideblog! Hellspawn of undiagnosed AuDHD, shitposting, and too many stories to tell :) pfp by @whumpy-wyrms !!

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Welcome to my Blog!!!

I’m Vida, she/they! Here’s my author intro :D

Writing Masterlist

Featherbound

Elias, a rebellious raven with a taste for danger and mischief, is taken captive while rescuing a fledgeling. Forced into a morbid circus of sorts, Morrigan is the only thing between Elias and his freedom from the museum. Though something much darker is lurking backstage, Elias was never one to give up.

📚Lab Rats and Little Lives📚

CYOA academia whump!

Miscellaneous Writing

A collection of one-shot, drabbles, and non-major stories.

masterpost of my socials outside of tumblr

I am a MINOR!!!!! LESS THAN 18!!!!!!! DO NOT BE A FREAK (/NEG) IN MY INBOX!!!!! >:(((((

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Ongoing list of characters for Calypso inspo:

Flint Lockwood

The guy from Big Hero 6 (not Tadashi)

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new addition:

Ryland Grace (if he was evil)

so maybe Eva Stratt

Calypso is both Grace and Stratt bc she is the most whumperee ever

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big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

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why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

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ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

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(talking to myself about my oc plot) this shit is mad interesting #layers (remembers ive only posted like 2% of it) youll just have to trust me

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

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@toyybox heather......

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many such foolish cases of things left unsaid :)

[clownjuicebox]

grace every time he says something stupid

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[ferriswheelaccident]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame idk if you've done this yet

[noxidae]

Big fan of traumatized characters who also may or may not be autistic it’s kind of ambiguous and hard to separate the emotional dysregulation and poor social skills and speech impediment and restricted interests and routine and food from the nightmare that was their life

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I could not be more bored of women characters who are dangerous in a competent, sexy, luminous makeup and blow-dried hairstyle kind of way. I am so tired of all these dry-clean-only girlbosses strutting their way into stories. “Oh she’s so beautiful AND so good at martial arts and so clever and seductive” No! Get that outta here!! Give me more women who are dangerous in a real grungy way, like rusted metal with a sharp edge. Girls who make you glad you’ve had your tetanus shot. Girls who cut their own hair and get bad tattoos. Girls who are as charming as a wet feral cat. Girls who might be clever enough to Play The Game but would rather flip over the chess board and punch you in the throat. I demand more horrible unpleasant women!! Thank you.

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YES this too please. Absolutely. Dumb butch rights. Diversity win

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no, I’m sorry. “The unhygenic thing” is not opt-out for the kind of women I want more of. Fictional girls almost never get to be gross! When I said grungy, I meant grungy. She’s in yesterday’s makeup (if she wears any) and yesterday’s outfit. She smells like stale cigarette smoke. She smells like weed. She smells like gasoline and workshop grease. She smells like she’s found a nice dead thing to roll in. She lives in a one-room apartment surrounded by computer equipment and empty styrofoam takeout containers. She lives deep in a swamp in a cabin full of centipedes and spiders. She lives in a cave. She lives on a pirate ship. She chews off her nail polish, she goes dumpster-diving, she eats dry instant ramen crushed up in the bag like it’s chips, she eats bugs off the ground, she eats raw meat. In all of her many variations, human or not, to some degree or another, she is gross!! Thank you again.

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reminded of this manifesto I wrote three years ago. Did I ever post it to this blog? It’s still all true.

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IMPORTANT !! WHUMP PSA

-Make your character on the run from THE AGENTS

-Make them end up ALONE AND SCARED IN A RAINY COLD CITY

-Have them ATTACKED AND BEAT UP WITH NOWHERE TO GO

-Make them GET SICK ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS

-Have them SHIVERING AND COUGHING AND BRUISED IN AN ALLEYWAY

-Allow them to be found by a KIND STRANGER WHO POSSIBLY IS SOMEHOW AWARE OF THEIR PLIGHT

-Have the stranger TAKE THEM HOME AND NURSE THEM BACK TO HEALTH

PSA over thank you for coming to my TED talk

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Whumpee picking up Whumper's little mannerisms my beloved u_u

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How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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world heritage post

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Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

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adore when the character is like oh i just need to do this and then ill be a good person. oh i do this so im a good person. am i a good person? will you care about me? am i deserving of care? am i good enough to deserve compassion? am i a good person?

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livestock guardian dog oc x shepherd dog oc