short king mama ayyy

what if you were a lovely noble woman.... and i, a lady of armour...and i win a joust for your hand...but you take off my helmet to reveal i am of the fairer sex...but we fall in love anyways....haha just kidding....... lest? 😳 rae | 24 | lesbian | they/she

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[kalichnikov]

Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[tiredragedemon]

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[nation40-deactivated20251030]

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I will roboticize them all

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[segamascott]

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[berdyayeva]

can I borrow your house centipede

[berdyayeva]

I need it

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[seckshun]

Nasa loves their Snoopy. Look up the Silver Snoopy award!

[hawfstuff]