short king mama ayyy

what if you were a lovely noble woman.... and i, a lady of armour...and i win a joust for your hand...but you take off my helmet to reveal i am of the fairer sex...but we fall in love anyways....haha just kidding....... lest? 😳 rae | 24 | lesbian | they/she

[segamascott]

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[berdyayeva]

can I borrow your house centipede

[berdyayeva]

I need it

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[seckshun]

Nasa loves their Snoopy. Look up the Silver Snoopy award!

[hawfstuff]

[bogleech]

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

[amazoogle]

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

[ffishstick]

we’re up all night to get yucky

[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[aaronstveit]

okay i wanna play. what's the first song on your wrapped that has a color in the title?

[audioexorcisms]

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[bakwaaas]

I need to be put down on account of having feelings and desires

[wheresanegg-blog]

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

[beaft]

hey what the fuck

[themainspoon]

Action Park baby.

[virtualgirladvance]

It had teeth

It had teeth

[themainspoon]