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trying on a metaphor
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occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@lesbianknighterrant
Due to dire circumstance, The Wizard Council has decided to try and force a crab rave. All Wizards are called up to send crabs in support
I can provide this enormous crab with a gravestone on its back that inexplicably pops up out of an ankle deep lake and spits acid at you. it did kill me eight times
the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch
this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"
well it's one of two reasons anyway
Any knights wanna have a valiant last stand in the dungeon? I need armor pieces for a project im working on, and i feel like we could offer a truly epic and honorable death, like poetic and stuff. (Pls i need this, im making a golem made of knight armor for the golem contest)
How valiant are we talking? If you can offer a long, thin, crumbling bridge over a chasm, perhaps, or a group of innocents fleeing to protect, or perhaps an ancient relic of a holy order that's the last thing standing between a great evil and it's final victory, I may be convinced...
Well we do have some test subjects we stole from the kings court, i dont really know what their occupation was but im sure freeing them will get you some credit! But uh, i have another offer. If you can get a group of knights, let's say five or six we can uh... how do i put this... have you take back the arc of the covenant... don't tell anyone tho, idk if the lich would approveof such a trade, but im rlly desperate golemcon starts in a week and my golem is really small.
I don't have any other knights at my disposal, but if you set it up to be difficult enough I can offer you me trying and failing between 3 to 20 times and coming back every time mechanically identical but with slightly better knowledge of the dungeon and enemy patterns. You can keep the armour off my corpses.
Any knights wanna have a valiant last stand in the dungeon? I need armor pieces for a project im working on, and i feel like we could offer a truly epic and honorable death, like poetic and stuff. (Pls i need this, im making a golem made of knight armor for the golem contest)
How valiant are we talking? If you can offer a long, thin, crumbling bridge over a chasm, perhaps, or a group of innocents fleeing to protect, or perhaps an ancient relic of a holy order that's the last thing standing between a great evil and it's final victory, I may be convinced...
I am a feminist, which means I think woman should be allowed to become knights. I am also bisexual, but that is unrelated
wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry
just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life
Wizard Breaking news!
Vases (102)
Pots (300)
Time (2)
Windows (2010)
Bones (206)
Bread (120)
Time (2)
This concluded the list of the things wizards have broken today
Wizards and adventurers, please stop breaking our ancient pottery! I promise you, we checked for gold coins, jewels, amulets, tailsmans, silver coins, dragon teeth, shards of glass, beads, shells, copper coins, lumps of iron, ashes, cocoa beans, tea leaves, rings, armban-
*clay pot.mp3*
AHHHH!!! I CAST ENCASE IN POT!
Pots (301)
Wizard stabbing news!
Wizards stabbed for breaking pots today:
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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)
i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)
YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)
anyone know sam reichs email so i can message him about the royalties im getting for this
Sword, elf, in space? Sword elf, in space.
With close-up for the dots which are not quite visible because space (and by extension, sword elf) is too big, but they are there (yes, the vacuum of space is all dots).
Fog wanderer
my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud
ever since i was young it has been my dream to grow up to become generic skeleton enemy with rusted longsword
They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
this reply deserves to be here.
If you feel seen by the above, consider that you already have extreme skill in the art of carefully noticing things like emotional responses and the implications of your memories, and that you can just... use that for anything, like affirming yourself for having made the right choices and picked up the right skills and taken the right risks this time around.
He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)
i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)
YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)
He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)
i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)
YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)
Finger guns 😎🏳️🌈
He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)
i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)
YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)
this post has been ravioli approved.
Great. Can I eat you?
