Here's the post-Mickey 17 knee jerk FAQ:
Fans of largely ignored and deeply beloved previous film Okja rejoice
"what, you think you're too good for sauce from off the floor????"
Guns are only sexy when women are holding them
Bong Joon Ho knows I love it when he makes one guy hit another guy with a blunt object from behind
Parasite house jumpscare
The revolution WILL be televised via Google Glass
Robert Pattinson Clone-cest ALMOST happens (and that's close enough)
Thank you that will be all for now












