all knives no dildos

Pseudo-adult, reluctant fic-writer, unashamed hedonist. Girl; she/her. I misread words and rename ships. Every fault I have I can put down to being an eldest child and a Leo. I love individual characters and rarely ship just one couple. I am a little in love with Chloe Beale and Scott McCall. I identify as a five on the kinsey scale. I’m unapologetic about the fact that I write smut. If you want my attention, you need to keep it in the fucking tags.

[viewfromthe34thfloor]

Would you let her go? | Playlist

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[TRACK LISTING] My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) (Fall Out Boy cover) - The Pretty Reckless // Rumour - Chlöe Howl // You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You - James Arthur // Stay Out - Nina Nesbitt // Paper Dreams - Lucy Spraggan // Bloodsport - Raleigh Ritchie // Counting Stars (One Republic cover) - George Ezra // 

We Almost Had A Baby - Emmy the Great // What Would You Do (City High cover) - Bastille // 

Sorry About The Doom - Slow Club // Trojans (acoustic) - Atlas Genius // Demons (Imagine Dragons cover) - Boyce Avenue feat. Jennel Garcia // An Oak Tree - Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. // Mother We Share (Chvrches cover) - Half Moon Run // Poke - Frightened Rabbit // Let Her Go (Passenger cover) - Birdy

[virtualtonks-blog]

[grab-your-quiche-deactivated202]

Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.

[abstinencesymbol]

#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?

[greencarnations]

JESUS H. CHRIST THOSE ARE THE MOST ACCURATE TAGS OF ACCURACY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[viewfromthe34thfloor]

so okay i literally no longer have any fandoms that aren't death and misery can someone suggest something which isn't fundamentally flawed and isn't going to make me cry myself to sleep on a regular basis?

[shawnphunters]

[woww-e4]

follow for skins & more on e4 ;)

[sylviagetyourheadouttheoven]

Natalie Dormer - GQ USA - April 2014

[settledheart]

?????//??/???? / that’s me?  /?? why this????

[coffeecaine]

[settledheart]

this is a song that josh and i made. he produced / wrote the whole thing and i just provided him with vocals but yeah listen if y’allwant 

[wewewe-soexcited]

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

[holytrinitay]

Let’s have a bloke’s question.

Tony Abbott after being asked 2 questions on Climate Change and Same Sex Marriage by girls. (x)

Tony Abbott: “You there, what’s your favourite football team?”

Male Student: “Did you know it’s a human right to seek asylum?”

(via plastic-pussycats)

[spaceslayer]

all of buffy → sad buffy    ↪ "Giles, I’m sixteen years old. I don’t want to die."

[chosenswan]

[gifs-and-stuff]

There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: “I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get.”

[lcorpstan]

[simplesetgo]

all of us glee fans that tried to jump the ship a long time ago are sitting here right now like

#nobody hates glee as much as glee fans hate glee

[stydiaislove]

this ^^

[astano]

[momentary-ecstasy]

Drinking champagne to celebrate her engagement to Brittany . Don’t argue with me it’s a fact.

[puppygifs]

[themockingjaywillburnforever-de]

Do you ever think of your OTP and just