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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke
heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.
hey @ goyim could y'all reblog this if you're actually willing to listen to Jewish people and protect us?
we really need allies right now, and I know seeing this on peopleās blogs could be comforting to other Jewish people.
why should we when you just called every non jew a derogatory term
āHey so we know that people literally want you dead but u hurt my feelings so :(((ā
not to mention likyĀ āgoyā is literally just the way we refer to a non-jew just likeĀ ācisā is the word for a non-trans person
if you looked down literally two centimeters in google search you would have seen the beginning of this page
and of this page
but i guess our lives are worthless to you because we called you a debatable-at-best word we use all the time for non-jews so we donāt have to keep sayingĀ ānon-jewsā all the g-ddamn time
^^ yeah p much lmao
This goy loves his Jewish friends
āTheir word for us is secretly an insultā is such a tired old racist rumour, brought to you by the type of dipshit who gets angry when they hear people speaking another language in public because they assume the speakers are saying something bad about them.
Personally, I donāt like the word Goy.
Not because it feels insulting, but because it define me depending on what I am not instead of what I am.
Cis does not mean ānot transā, it means āwho identify with itās gender of birthā.
Goy means ānot jewā
To be called as such makes me feel uncomfortable, as if I was lacking something instead of being different but valid.
Well, first of all, it actually meansĀ "Nationā in biblical Hebrew (for example, the song āLo yisa goy el goy cherev v'yilmadu od milchama" means āNation shall not lift up sword against nationā). Hence, when we use the words, we are literally calling youĀ āThe people of the other nationsā (as Judaism centres around peoplehood in a tribal sense). So, what you have an issue with is being called āa person who belongs to another Nation, rather than of Am Yisrael,ā whichā¦is exactly what you are? You doĀ belong to another Nation/Tribe/Identity?
Secondly, lots of groups have words for people who arenāt of their ethnicity? Gadje,Ā Haole,Ā PÄkehÄ,Ā Padakoot, Gaijin, etc. Itās pretty common for groups of small people, especially in a tribal sense, to differentiate from themselves and the greater worldāespecially when theyāre a vulnerable population, which brings me to my last pointā¦
Our right as a persecuted people to describe our experiences as such entirely outweigh your discomfort with being calledĀ ānot Jewish.ā Your bio says your French. Mazel tov, you come from a country that has a long and storied history of ant-Semitism, and you have no fucking right to police how we relate to the persecution you inflicted on us. If you hadnāt segregated and oppressed for 2,000 years, maybe we wouldnāt have such a strong sense of otherness now, but you did, so I guess weāll never know. Grow up and deal with it.Ā
hey @ goyim could y'all reblog this if youāre actually willing to listen to Jewish people and protect us?
*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: āWhere and how will you die?ā
types in āalone in a ditch wearing a clown costumeā
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
I am waiting on 1 more result before I pass my masters degree, sorry Iām not risking thisā¦Ā
Feel free to reblog and repost these, we need to cripple Disney to break China
idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror
Free them
Judgement:
do not free them.
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM
^
Judgement
being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts
tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balinās tomb and weāre just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when itās over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time
Itās very likely that at some point in the future, another child will grow up in your childhood home, and will end up having many of the same sorts of memories in the same place that you had them.
Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters
this is a blessing bat and you donāt have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.
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i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat
im so fucking sick of the dysphoria debate. sam smith comes out as nonbinary and the comments are like ābut do you experience dysphoria?????ā like what makes you think you get to ask such a personal question? when someone comes out and tells you how they identify thats all you have to know. respect them and move on. the fuck is wrong with yāall
yre all ignoring this post bc yre fuckin cowards who dont want to admit asking a trans person who just came out ābut do you have dysphoria?ā is the SAME as cis people asking ābut have you had the surgeryā