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the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

tiktoksijustthinkareneat

servitum-amoris

imbiowaresbitch

selenass

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

darrenpillowscriss

To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path, I just want to reassure you that you are NOT the annoying customer we complain about in retail. You are very kind and you clearly respect me and my time and I appreciate you. Also I am happy to help you with whatever you need and it is not at all a bother.

To the customer who shouted “EGGS?” at me from twenty feet away because apparently it was just too much trouble to come a few steps closer and use a complete sentence like “where are the eggs, please?”: fuck you.

melhill

We need to use the correct word to describe the people rushing the capital today. Domestic Terrorists

defunctionblog-deactivated20241

i feel like fascists storming the fucking capitol because they don’t want the majority vote to prevail should tell you exactly what trump supporters believe in. anyone who makes excuses for this behavior or continues to stand behind trump is supporting faciscm. point blank.

justcatposts

“Every morning my wife and I get booped awake”

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I’m also legitimately going to get back to my writing. Like I am DETERMINED. honestly I just need the serotonin boost from comments

I have a feeling that this year is gonna be better, at least personally. Grand scheme the world is gonna burn to the ground.

so my friend is trying to set me up with her ex husband (they broke up cos he’s gay, they’re still good friends) and I was looking through my blog and came across a post about Dolly Parton and I remembered that my friend told me that her ex is like Dolly Parton’s cousin or something like that.

Idk. It’s pretty cool.

Haven’t spoken to the ex yet though, he’s going through some shit and my friend has ADHD so I’m pretty sure she forgot to give him my number/ it’s a BAD time to give him my number

She doesn’t even know if he’s currently single anyway so it probably won’t go anywhere regardless.

powerfulwizard

JJ Abrams has admitted... that he sets up mysteries in his movies without planning an answer and with no intention of actually ever answering the mysteries.... why does anyone let this man make movies? I think the Star Wars sequels really brought out the worst of this style of his. Like he set up all these mysteries, like Rey’s parents, who the fuck these Supreme Leader Snonk is, Finn’s connection with the force, with no plan ahead of time of what the answer to this stuff is. I felt like the last movie especially was affected by his “style” of pulling things out of his ass.

powerfulwizard

This is just called being bad at your job. His “narrative trick” is not planning shit ahead of time. This is embarrassing.

fairweathermyth

Schitt’s Creek + text posts

↳ Stevie Budd

frevin

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