Zembla, Zenda, Xanadu

the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes

[jemmasimmons]

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

[faky]

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

[sadcancersun]

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

[xlphas]

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

[revanchistsuperstar]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ all my girls with round faces do not be self conscious abt ur chubby cheeks u kno whats also round????? the moon!!! and she is the most beautiful celestial being 

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[soundsof71]

[soundsof71]

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Pants

[imanes]

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thebootydiaries]

*keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes*

[ginobles-wink]

when you’re in an important exam and your brain is just singing a song 

[village-witch]

led zeppelin: we are your overlords

everyone: ok

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[driflloon]

mood: those people who were playing the instruments while the titanic was sinking

[m00nb0y]

King Tommen: No more Trial by Combat™

Cersei:  

[mellowminty]

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

[bitchycode]

[caitrionabaelf-deleted-deactiva]

hagrid: “yer a wizard harry”

harry: *takes out one earbud* im a what

[caitrionabaelf-deleted-deactiva]

hagrid: “yer a wizard harry”

harry: *takes out one earbud* im a what