[vile-things]

[puyopuyo]

this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

[barefootcunttessa]

If you’re ever feeling unappreciated, just remember that “Toxic” and “Oops I Did It Again” both peaked at number 9. Sometimes the world isn’t ready for greatness, but you’re still iconic.

[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*

Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle

[no-rx]

if ur politics revolve around reason and sanity i fucking hate u for it

[thesundanceghost]

Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Galaxy, collecting 9999 Star Bits turns all the green coconuts in the game into watermelons.

[norwayspruce]

this is fucked

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[wellamarke]

How To Accurately Predict An Irregular Menstrual Cycle In Three Easy Steps

Take a calendar showing the upcoming months

Circle any dates on which it would be particularly annoying and inconvenient to have your period (long journeys, holidays, parties, weddings, camping trips, water sporting events, etc)

There you go

[thesaltofcarthage]

can confirm

[newtgeiszler]

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

[disconsolate-enby]

trans people who actively use their new name instead of their deadname but haven’t had it legally changed would be immune to the death note. in this essay i will

[spongebob-daily]

[meangirlnurse]

discourse about Anne Frank’s sexual orientation is distasteful because she never had a chance to grow up and determine her identity for herself because she, a child, was murdered by Nazis for being Jewish.

and if you need to think of Anne Frank as bi to care about her and her experiences, then you should think really long and hard about why “being murdered by Nazis for being Jewish” was otherwise insufficient for you.

[meangirlnurse]

goyische commentary on this post is unwanted and unhelpful thanks