MBTI types as proffesors at my law school:
- Lost faith in humanity long time ago
- Humour as dry as the Sahara desert fart on a sunny afternoon
- high-key gay ever present V-neck
-Has a badly concealed superiority complex
-Will literally burn you alive if ur lazy or disorganised
- probably gets aroused by paperwork
- „ we, lawyers…” (to a bunch of 1st year students)
UPTADE: HE WAS ASKED TO BECOME A PROFESSOR AT SORBONE AND STARTS HIS LECTURES THIS YEAR😳😱😱👏
- posesses an infinite amount of strange historical trivia
-probably half of which is absolute bullshit
-starts randomly singing National anthems of European countries during classes
-part- time opera singer, full time historical geek
- is there any instrument he DOESN’T play?
- likes showing pictures of his cat
- has a secret bottle of his „energy” liquid. When confronted said it is water. We are pretty sure it’s vodka
- tries hard to be taken seriously, rarely ever is
- ashamed of his inner nerd
- wishes he could live in ancient Rome
- creates his own memes (mostly about Rome)
- dies a little inside with every idiotic remark from his students
- wakes up before sunrise (And actually enjoys it)
- covers shyness with professionalism
- in top 1% during his student days
- probably second incarnation of caesar Octavian August
- long lost twin of professor McGonnagal and Leia Organa
- has a definitely shady political past
- she is poise , she is grace, she will punch you in the face with the civil law textbook in 7 tomes leather bound in the skin of her enemies
-„I worked for over 3 decades in the education system, and finally decided it’s time for something lighter, like the criminal justice „
- is something of a legend in the law community
- Insists on students buying her textbook, which are actually kinda shitty and outdated
- gives motivational speeches
- takes her tea extra strong with a sense of righteousness and two spoons of justice
- FASHION ICON 24/7, wears matching socks and handkerchief , probably sleeps in a three- piece suit
- snide political remarks
- snide ad personam remarks
- loves german philosophers , has a crush on Nietzche
- smokes actual pipe made from the wood of a rate species of mahogany tree, sacred by nuns living in an isolated sanctuary in the Croatian mountains, with high quality tobacco harvested at a full moon by the hands of Indonesian slave children
-has a flair for the upscale and dramatic
- is above trivial matters such as punctuality and schedules
-considers himself „intelectually superior form of life”, probably is
-likes talking about himself. a LOT
- shares anecdotes about his dog that he considers entertaining ;they are not
- calls his students”peasants”
- wears varying shades of black. Simultaneously.
- has a picture of her long dead/ estranged /quite well and alive daughter/ sister/ random stranger on her desk at all times( the identity of which remains An ongoing debate)
- is actually kinda crazy
- Finds graphs and charts fascinating
- pretty sure she is already dead and just haunting our classes but no one has ever gathered courage to actually confront her about it
- her voice is more monotone and lifeless than a blank page on a grey wall of an empty building in the middle of nowhere on a rainy Monday morning
- is the endless source of meme inspiration
- hates men and humanity in general(but mostly men)
- her emo levels increase around Valentine’s Day and literally any other happy moments
- doesn’t give a fuck about his students
- is genuinely surprised when people attend his classes
-„ I don’t care if you ever show up at the lectures or learn anything, or find a job, or actually do anything with your life, I am only here to pay off by debt from student loans and increase yours”
- loves public transport, knows the the model and designation number of every bus and tram in 30 mile radius
- is sexually attracted to trains
- „like, do I have to teach you all this? Can’t you just read the books? Well, I guess you can’t. Read, that is.Thats fine, neither do I”
- oftentimes found sitting in random places, like windowsills, tables, trash bins,trains
- will never admit, but secretly loves when people show interest in the subject
- high quality self- depreciating humour
- pretty laidback & likeable person
- has, like,2 pairs of jeans
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