Saved By The L

Ray: "You okay?" Mick: "We were attacked by zombies. And somebody put sprouts on my sandwhich."

[eebie]

did you seriously just let it linger

[munpurizumu]

dude i had to

[wellwaterhysteria]

teen wolf is a show that aired in 2011 on mtv and is about a bunch of Only Children bullying a guy whose family recently died in a fire

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

[quercucinus]

Names of the Palestinian competitors at the Olympics 🇵🇸.

Athletics:

Mohammed Dwedar - Men's 800 m

Layla Al-Masri - Women's 800 m

Boxing

Wasim Abusal - Men's featherweight

Judo

Fares Badawi - Men's 81 kg

Shooting

Jorge Antonio Salhe - Men's skeet

Swimming

Yazan Al-Bawwab - Men's 100 m backstroke

Valerie Tarazi - Women's 200 m medley

Taekwondo

Omar Yaser Ismail - Men's 58 kg

[chromaticabrasions]

have we tried substance abuse my liege

[sacredstem]

we should try again your grace

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[pangur-and-grim]

I was reading this shitty horror novella, and one detail that really stuck out to me is that this girl main character (who wore a nightgown throughout) was surprised by her period, and out of shame took off her soiled underwear and hid them. this wasn’t her first period or anything, it just caught her off guard. which, sure, that happens. but she then proceeded to walk around the house underwearless for the rest of the novella. I was reading this like………so is she just freebleeding??? is she leaving a trail everywhere she goes? what’s happening here? is the nightgown white? is she bleeding up the place in her white nightgown while everyone else is too polite to comment on it? she has multiple conversations with other people. are they blind? do they not care? is this normal?

after I finished the book I looked up the author, and it was a cis dude. that was a big ohhhh moment. like he just didn’t know…..that he wrote a novella about a freebleeder. he didn’t know that he was creating this insanity-inducing situation with no explanation. but did his editor not know? did nobody who initially read it know? why didn’t they know? what’s happening?

[pangur-and-grim]

this is what I imagine the house looked like by the end of the novella

[hobohobgoblim]

Was it set in a children's hospital?

[kleptozoology-deactivated202511]

This website exists in God's blindspot.

[sickdelights-deactivated2023091]

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not to be a Frankenstein apologist but if it were a choice between actually writing my essays for my degree and creating life in an act of hubris against God frankly my procrastination skills are incredibly powerful

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[gothiccharmschool]

I need this card to add to every one of my tarot decks. NEED.

[ancientsuns]

"I have dreams I have not yet achieved. I have a life that I have not yet fully lived." 10.15.2023

[were--ralph]

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

[were--ralph]

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

[were--ralph]

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

[were--ralph]

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

[notthegrouch]

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.

[alphacrone]

we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

there are no mirrors in barbie land, not in the beginning or in scenes when we see the car mirrors, which means the barbies don’t really know what they look like. barbie responds to a compliment with “thank you, i feel beautiful” and whenever else she’s talking about her appearance, it’s just about how she feels.

we can see her change in appearance, but her view of how she looks is through the way she feels she looks

[ruinedchildhood]

IYKYK

[toastbutteregg]

[otterpuppss]

there is no rat more polite than little truffle