Vim

Hello! I made this account for fun :D You can call me vim or vimmy! I like doing requests, talking, and/or just vibing (+drawing, send in those sfw requests ^^)

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💓𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣💓

Hii, I'm Vim! You can call me vimmy or anything else you'd prefer (no curses please though, I don't enjoy being called a bitch or slut, even if it's "affectionately")

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❝a dae-what now?❞ (Hazbin hotel x idol!reader)

📝 Author notes: yup uh this was so ez. I literally just did them in an hour. reader is apparently fem but I never rlly specified so you can choose.

⚠️ Warnings: little profanity, little things for each character and then just explaining it as a whole, unfair amounts of info for characters, alastor is ace (view which type of ace however you like) but isn’t aroace IF it’s romantic, innuendos curtsy of angel dust.

✍ Synopsis: you and your band get your first daesung (hell version so it’s probably angelic steel if its really important) and the hazbin gang as your friends/and/or partners are there to cheer you on (lucifer is not present). 

🚨 word count: 1.2k

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Ok but like angel dust & Nifty are the only people I can see knowing this. Alastor? Old timey radio host in NEW ORLEANS in the early 1900s. Charlie? sheltered hell born princess. Vaggie? Sheltered heaven born. Husk? Doing whatever, maybe he learned it from Nifty. It just doesn’t make sense for most of them to know. 

So cue most reactions being a “...a dae-what???” for at least Alastor and Sir pentious. Maybe Charlie knows because she likes musicals (and music in general) and its in hell so she probably saw some idols get one and brings vaggie into it too (by rambling abt it). 

So like if they get an explanation from either the freaks (angel dust & nifty) or you then you’ll get some congratulations. Well it’ll depend on your close-ness. 

They’ll congratulate your friends too, maybe a pat on the back. 

So I’ll start with Charlie first. This one has the least different reaction depending on your reltaionship. She’s super excited, affectionate (this with kisses if romance or hugs if platonic), and overall very supportive. Sings you praises and will say stuff like “I’m sooo proud of you” while all teary-eyed. 

Probably will bring the whole main gang to witness it, whether they like it or not! If romantic peppers your face with kisses and maybe tickles if you’re like that ?? Maybe she’ll do something special in the hotel like how she welcomed Lucifer in episode 5 if platonic (orr romantic since she does it either way).  

Then there’s vaggie. Who’ll also congratulate you but in a more soft-toned down way. If you’re just friends, she won’t really be that affectionate. She’ll probably still come with Charlie, but its more just support and she won’t force the others (unless Charlie asks for it). If you’re romantically though, that’s a different story. 

You have seen how she acts with Charlie, correct? So based on that you can infer she’ll be VERY SUPPORTIVE AS FUCK. like she’ll force the whole crew (via either you or if you’re poly Charlie) to come and she’ll threaten them if needed. When they get there, acts all military sergaent way and orders every in a single file row of seats in order to be organized.  

Acts all calm, but will let it slip maybe in private or something like peppered kisses all over your face, maybe one passionate one right on the money (lips). Just something to show she’s proud of your accomplishment. 

Onto everyone’s favorite (or least) alastorrr❤️ I totally do not have a bias. 

This one is more different depending on if you’re together or not (romantic or just friends) 

if you’re like acquaintances (which you most likely are) he will offer his congratualtions once he finds out what it is. Earning a daesung for your whole band is quite the special thing, ain’t it, he’d be a fool not to aknowledge it. But knowing he probably won’t go unless he’s told to. He has no qulamns against it unless you and him have some rival-petty shit like Lucifer, which then he’ll disappear using his shadow powers before Charlie can ask/Vaggie can demand. 

If you’re friends, then you must mean alot to him. He can count on his hand how many friends he’s had, in life and in the afterlife. So count yourself lucky. He’ll give you some praises, will go willingly to the event and will clap and will rip off anyone who dares intterupt or make a fool of themself. He can’t have your special day be ruined by idiots, can he?  

If you’re dating then he’ll be extra doting and will probably afterwards get you a bouquet or something with a kiss on the forehead afterwards. Just like a soft little moment where you and alastor can be sappy and disgustingly sweet <3 

Yay, husk appearance!!!

acquaintances, I don’t think he really gaf. Like maybe (???) he’ll give ya a celebratory drink for it but don’t count on him for that, he’s not promising anything. He give you a gruff, “nice job kid” if you’re like younger cuz he’s a softie like that. I don’t think he can hate anyone without rlly knowing them UNLESS you’re like angel dust and push his buttons. 

Now friends. Seeing how Husk and Cherri are, i think he WILL give you a celebatory drink (water if you don’t drink) or maybe even a little toast if you’re kinda close like that.  He’ll go (Charlie will not have to force him) to the event and congratulate you (if you’re bestie type friends and are affectionate, he’ll allow you to hug and touch him). 

Lovers time!~

He’ll be such a softy omg. Praises you all sweet and genuine, bro is like SO proud. Will happily kiss you on the forehead and do all the previous things I said above. He will do a toast with you, congratulate, and will be a little doting on you (–sorry, bro, I do not rlly view in that romantic type of shi so apologies for the ooc!!!) He might do something special, decorate a little date for you afterwards. Just be rlly soft and gentle. 

He’ll clap, but like only like one or twice but in a way that shows he’s rlly genuine. 

Sir pentious, sir pentious…no what do we have hereeee?

If yer acquaintances get prepared to be asked this “..who are you??-oh miss (y/n), right?” he’s genuinely sorry omg, he’s just been focused on his like inventions (keeping them safe so nobody can steal them) and charlie’s group activities, and you have been out doing your idol stuff that he hasn’t been really paying attention to you. Y’know?? Give him some slack, PLEASE!!! He’ll of course congratulate you, albeit awkwardly considering he barely knows you and because of his earlier slip up. AGHHH, leave him alone, he’s trying. Anyway he’ll go to your event and will clap n stuff, just don’t expect him to chat with the other band members, he does not want more social torture. 

If you’re friends, then he’ll be supporitve. Depending on how close you are, there’s a chance he’ll squeal all excited “YoU did??” if you kept him updated and all (otherwise he’ll just stand there confused). 

He’s more steampunk vibes, so he might not enjoy your music personally, but he’s still happy for you. 

Angel dust if you’re accquitances there’s a chance he’ll/has flirt with you beforehand and if that’s the case why tf would you talk to him?? Before his talk with Husk, he’s the type to get into ppl’s space without caring if they’re comfortable or not (as seen with him and husk  in s1). He’ll congratulate you of course, maybe throw in a joke. 

“You’re a korean idol and I’m a famous porn star. We’re famous buddies.” (that feels soooo ooc sorryrr) 

Now if you’re friends/besties and are close, he will flip out. In a good way. He’ll be soooooo supportive and so hyperactive. Throwing glowsticks in the air,  flirting, and giving you lots of platonic affection. If you’re close, then that means you have seen his mask break and so of course he’ll be happy and excited for you. Will post on his helltok smth stupid like #that’s my bestie!!! And other stupidly sweet shit. 

If you’re in a relationship even more support. Will offer something ummmm…18 + as a way to congratulate you. Mostly joking, but he wouldn’t mind doing it..hahah, I‘m not going into that. 

Nifty’s reaction is soo same no matter what your relationship is. Either way, she’ll goo cleanfest on the seats, people, and the stadium. Will probably get kicked out unless sombody looks after her and stops her from cleaning the FUVKING (dang I censored it without meaning to) PRIZE. overall very chaotic.

[vimmywritesfanfics]

Hello, I found your blog today and really liked your work, so I wanted to make a request. If you don't want to write it, just ignore me, but I'd love a Jax x Fem!Reader story. So, Jax and Fem!Reader were partners in the real world, and they both appeared at the circus at the same time, already feeling a connection. After the night with Ribbit, Jax becomes mean not only to Ribbit and others but also to Reader. Reader, however, remains unfazed and gets closer and closer to abstraction. So, while Ribbit abstracts and Jax panics, he thinks about Reader and what he's done. After Ribbit goes down to the basement of the other abstractions, Jax searches for her until he goes into her room and sees her in the middle of the abstraction. He immediately panics and tries to save her, which he succeeds in doing. Afterward, Jax becomes protective, as if he's almost lost his partner. I'd like to see there conversation after this. So a cute hurt/comfort story.

How I said, Ignore me if this makes you uncomfortable.

Y'know, I don't get uncomfortable unless its like true crime or its hot in the night, so I can do this!

Also thanks for the little compliment!- oh but is the like gender a big part of the story? Like I write for any gender of cours , just asking for no reason :)

[vimmywritesfanfics]

❝not a warm welcome❞ (𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕗𝕖𝕞!𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣)

📝 Author notes: I dunno what I wrote but it's something ig.

⚠️ Warnings: very lil manslaughter (not really explained how), cursing, little connotations to y'know what,explaining the same thing, no lillith au.

✍ Synopsis: You're the queen of hell who was gone from Hell for 20 years on a diplomatic mission in Heaveeenn. It goes south when Charlie gets a Hotel and now you have to kill a bunch of sinners + hurt Lute—did I mention Charlie didn't know of this mission?

🚨 word count: 0.8k

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Oh yeah explantion time: so basically the diplomatic mission was to bridge hell and heaven together and as you have seen before…that does not go well. It happened this year specifically because of Charlie’s rehab hotel–not that you blame her! 

And since that happened, the sinners were a bit, ummm, mad, ‘cause they don’t want to die again. And that’s how this happened.  

And how you became an absolute beast and did a dramatic entrance by snapping a grown ass man in half. Safe to say everyone was flabbergasted. Heck, even Alastor found him with wide eyes when you showed up. 

First of all Lucifer is shocked—but turned on(I didn’t know how else to describe it, sorry). Like he’ll just be looking like “0\\0” while you brutally destroy the sinners. 

He might even cheer ‘cause he rlly does not gaf about the sinners. At all. (the most he’ll do is hate them, like Alastor). Like “YEAH, BABY!”(or any other name you prefer). 

Charlie will give him the stink-eye and be like “dad!” before she gushes over you too. But more in the like “YOU’RE BACk???!,you’re really back!!!” than the “oh wow you killed a bunch of sinners, that’s cool”

Tears will be shed after the fight, rest be assured. 

By the time they’re done ogling you have already defeated all the sinners and–LUTE, where the fuck did she come from??? 

The rest of the cast is equally confused. 

Angel Dust after calling you a “That’s one…badass bitch” pulls out some popcorn to chew on. 

Nifty firmly calls you a “bad girl” and whines about how you could have been perfect if you were a boy. Sigh, her weird-ass obsession. 

Husk drinks from his bottle and says deadpan, “the life of a bartender” (after of course saying ‘damn’ in a mutter as he stared with wide eyes). Angel Dust laughs at him. 

Alastor is scheming some plans in his head to get more sinners to come and attack the royals. He’s impressed but slightly intimidated. He wasn’t by Lucifer cause he was a depressed, DUCK king who could not kill sinners. 

Yet you could. And you were back. 

Alastor would lay off on Lucifer probably (he is so smug, he’s like that one ‘SHE’S MY WIFE’ meme). 

Vaggie admires you ALOT, but is slightly wary of you. I mean you literally were like a beast, who wouldn’t be a little careful? From the looks of it, it seemed you were a hothead, impulsive, killing machine who was one PROTECIVE girl. 

This is under the assumption Sir Pentious is in heaven, but before season 2. So we’re skipping him. 

Now onto your daughter! CHARLIE. 

The most horrified. 

Quite possibly the most normal reaction out of the whole cast (everyone else is just desensitized). 

Like, not only did you kill a bunch of sinners, her people—NO, YOUR PEOPLE–but the damn second commander of the exterminators–Aka exorcists???? Oh, she is NOT doing well. 

After the whole thing, you bet she’ll pull you and Lucifer aside (away from her nosy guests) just so you guys can talk it out. 

like , of course she’s relieved that you’re back, but under the cost of heaven’s rage? Oh, she feels soooooo sick and will flip out (similar to how she did in s2 just way more sympathetic for you guys). 

She is so glad when she finds out that you jst defeated Lute, not killed her. But still not helping once she thinks it through. “WAIT THAT MEANS LUTE WILL ATTACK AGAIN, ESPECIALLY SINCE  WE KILLED ADAM!”

You and Lucifer will have to comfort her. Whether it is giving space or talking it out properly and concisely, that is up to you. Chop, chop, how will you parent?

After a bunch of tears and heartfelt conversations, you all eventually make up. 

Charlie is still a bit mad but not at you, really. She knows that deep down, sometimes you have to kill someone in self-defense, especially because this is hell. 

You and Lucifer will have your own conversation when you’re in your chambers alone and might do some stuff if you’re into that. 

ANYWAYYYYY back to some wholesome stuff 

Charlie will introduce you to all the guests, albeit without a pep in a step and voice forced cheerfulness. Hey, she just lost her friend (who she does not know is in heaven), give her some slack. 

The Hazbin cast, of course, treats you with respect, knowing what you may do if they infuriate you. 

Alastor is “nice” but in a polite, detached way.

Angel Dust is jokey but toned down around you. 

Husk is quiet but refills your drink without needing you to ask. 

Nifty is the same except she doesn’t crawl on top of you (if she does, Alastor will pick her up by the collar). 

Vaggie and you are training buddies.You’ll work out together, and she’ll ask you for tips, vice versa for you. 

Charlie does not notice that heaven surprisingly hasnt’ done anything after your return to hell.  She’s too busy grieving. 

But Vaggie and everyone else notices and are left confused but thankful. 

So when Emily reveals to Charlie what happened to Sir Pentious, everyone feels SOO RELIEVED. Especially Lucifer, bro does not want a war happening again. 

All in all, you’re a very lucky gal.

[vimmywritesfanfics]

guys can I ask a genuine question..

Soo ...I read like a Ranpo x reader fic like it was basically femdom + angry + drunk sex and I rlly skipped over most of it becuz..um...not my type of thing, yknow, so i stopped reading it.

but like...I'm so confused on the point of angry/hate sex. Like what does that accomplish? Literally, I understand if its some dark romance type shit but when it's treated as okay just because the victim (ahem ranpo in this scenario) says it's okay AFTERWARDS even though they never agreed/consented to it !!! it drives me crazyyy :(

and literally in the fic I read the reader insert was like the next morning "ohh uhh sorry for uh fucking you without yer consent" LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTT

yknow this isn't even a critque of the writer actually. Just uh the meaning of the genre ...

LIKE BRO JUST CUZ HE WAS AN ASSHOLE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST MAKE HIM RILED UP TO HAVE SEX SO HE CANT ACTUALLY ARGUE

[vimmywritesfanfics]

gangle x jax shippers are vibing

"sweetcheeks" wtf is jax going being angel dust

[vimmywritesfanfics]

This idea has been brewing in my head for a while but can I request a hazbin hotel x reader where she has been on diplomatic mission for like 20 years or smth and there's like a shit ton of sinners trying to... assault and/or kill charlie and lucifer and reader finds out and goes batshit crazy and kills them all by herself and everybody is shocked not only from her return by how she killed all the sinners for example ripping a grown ass man in half with her own hands she also fought lute and won (her ana lucifer are married btw:3)

Yes, yes, yessss..I will ask for my sister for beta reading or one of my online friends so heheh this will be good hands (hopefully, no take-backs)

edit: it is now done :)

[vimmywritesfanfics]

HEYYY IM BACK, so I wanted to request a hazbin hotel x idol reader (again). Where she won her first daesang with her group, and the group were at the award show The Daesang, also known as the Grand Prize, is the highest honor at Korean award ceremonies. It's typically awarded to a single musical act, but has been shared on a few occasions. The Daesang is given to an artist who has exceeded expectations and made a significant impact. At the Seoul Music Awards, the Daesang is one of four grand prizes, along with Artist of the Year, Album of the Year, and Song of the Year.

HII!! welcome back!!

ok but omg this actually looks so fun!! wait would there even be one in hell? OH WELL I'LL MAKE IT REAL!

edit: I finished !!

[vimmywritesfanfics]

Can I request the hazbin gang x reader who does majorette (can this be a oneshot)

Dancing Doll majorettes are high-energy dancers, famous from the show Bring It!, who perform a dynamic style mixing hip-hop, jazz, ballet, and African diasporic dance within HBCU marching band traditions for a fierce, fluid, and acrobatic performance, known for their sharp movements, struts, and expressive "port de bras" (arm movements)

wait a minuteee I'll do it but like when you say oneshot do u mean like little drabbles for each of them or ONE one shot where its like the the whole hazbin hotel gang x reader that's like platonic or/and romantic ? sorry I'm so confused rn.

[vimmywritesfanfics]

Hazbin Hotel Masterlist

💫Key💫

🌸-Fluff 🩸-Angst 🎀-Hurt/Comfort 💗-Romantic ✨-Platonic 💥-gore/blood 💀-main character death

Hazbin Hotel (literally)

Hazbin hotel kissing hcs💗🌸

Hazbin hotel x gn!idolreader who's band wins a daesung.🌸💗✨

Lucifer

Lucifer x wife!reader + charlie & the hotel 🎀✨💗💥(very mild not delved into)

[vimmywritesfanfics]

❝one kiss is all it takes❞ (𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳)

📝Author notes: so basically these are kissing hcs, short and fluffy. I excluded Lucifer because I didn't feel like doing Charlie's dad rn (I do really like him though) and sir pentious is not my boi, SORRRY. Request them sure I'll do it but free will hcs? Nope I ain't including this guy. You're a boy in Angel Dust's and a girl in Vaggie's. I respect sexualities, ficitional or not (I just might not know all of them).

⚠️Warnings: fluff, kisses, SLIGHTLY suggestive, no (major) spoilers, ooc Husk i forgot to make a sheet for him, queer platonic if you view if that way for Alastor and Nifty (I cant understand what flag Nifty is).

✍ Synopsis: How your Hazbin Hotel partner kisses you 💋 !!

Charlie

🌈 —Short and quick, like a little peck on the lips.

🌈 —Now it might get annoying cuz of how frequently she does it that way (it feels like teasing to you).

🌈 —But it's okay 'cause of how passionate her kisses can be, short or long. You might even intertwine hands and slow-tap dance a little (just because of her hoof-like shoes).

Vaggi

🪽 —Kisses; soft and gentle and passionate.

🪽 —She is the literal opposite of charlie, she'll do it quite rarely that you'll sometimes second guess initiating kissing. but she'll reassure you, don't worry.

🪽 —But she'll kiss you whenever you want it, especially during s1 before her self worth improved. you might need to give her a talk then.

Angel Dust

🕸 —His kisses are teasing on purpose. He's the type to kiss you shortly with a wink that leaves you wanting more.

🕸 —You could call him your poison, an intoxicating drink you can't stop refilling—Yeah I'll stop.

🕸 —His kisses are like really passionate and hard to resist, especially when he's in an emotional mood (or another one that I'll not specify).

Husk

🐈‍⬛ —Kisses are gentle and firm and SUPER loving.

🐈‍⬛ —If he's in a teasing mood— this may or may not happen alot— he might slip his tongue in or playfully bite your lip (i don't know what I'm doing).

🐈‍⬛ —Uhh, when he's feeling lazy, he'll give you slow kisses. Idk how that works but that's how he works. Maybe to know that you're still right in front of him??

—Ugh just look at someone else PLEASE 🔪!

Alastor

🦌—OH he's a big tease. def uses teeth when kissing.

🦌—He bites your lip hella hard and soothes it with his tongue (whether it works is up to your guys intelligence, I already know I have failed)

🦌—Enjoys giving surprise kisses just to see that flustered/dazed look on you while you're squirming.

Nifty

🔪 —Exhilarating and unpredictable.

🔪 —She'll run by and peck you on the cheek (whether she has to climb you or not depends on you).

🔪 —A hyperactive little creature like her is sure to not to tease you. Well at least not for innocent kisses~—(I know you know where I'm getting at so I'm NOT saying it oK).

[vimmywritesfanfics]

❝perfect in any way❞ (𝐴𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟)

📝 Author notes: Hi!! This is specifically for people with neo pronouns, so if you're not, then I'm sorry, but this might not be for you!

⚠️ Warnings: mentions of homophobes/anti lgbtq+, slightly the orphanage, fluff, wrong pronouns for one headcanon.

✍ Synopsis: You come out to Atsushi about your neo pronouns and he's..you guessed it....understanding!

🚨 word count: 0.2k

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He’s confused. Like he’ll support you (face like what’s above the whole time) because he doesn’t want you to feel bad since coming out is a hard thing to do. But he’ll do it in a way that’s clear he doesn’t fully understand. 

You can’t blame him though! The orphanage was old-fashioned and didn’t really believe in lgbtq+ or any pride stuff, so he never learned about it. 

Once you or his co-workers (pls choose Kunikida or Ranpo or Yosano, or at least anyone BUT DAZAI) explain it to him, he is your biggest supporter ever.

Goes to the parades and wears the makeup and holds the flag no shame in sight. Because why would he feel shame for something as simple as pronouns or gender or sexuality? It’s someones choice to do whatever they want for themself, it doesn’t involve him at all.

Gets really defensive at homophobic/anti lgbtq+ people, his inner tiger comes out just to fight them and tell them that their opinion is stupid and WRONG. 

Now this goes without saying, but he’ll use whatever pronouns you want and will NOT forget. Like at all. Once you tell him, it’s locked in his head forever. 

He’ll gently reprimand someone if they use the wrong pronouns (accidentally) like for example: “Um, excuse me, but (Y/N) uses (neo pronoun) not (wrong pronoun), so please refrain from using those again. Thank you.” 

Overall he’s a bit inexperienced but will make you feel loved and supported in anyway he can! And hey he might learn something about himself along the way ☺️ ?

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📝 Author notes: Happy pride month everybody🏳️‍🌈! I hope you're all doing well and that maybe these little headcanons were enjoyable to read :D

[vimmywritesfanfics]

Question cuz I love including people :)

Soooo I know it's pride month and I have been wanting to write something for it for awhile now. But like idk WHAt to write.

so uhhh- what's something you don't see for x reader that much (in options of lgbtq+). Cause I love making people happy and seen, it literally fills me with joy (kindness makes you feel good is actually real bro).

[violetthediva]

Mkay guys, tag game. Tag your mutuals and have them answer this question:

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

@impisback-tellafriend, @ihavenoconsistentinterests, @heytheresbrutus, @er-idkhehe2, @flyerguardian, and prob more I can't think of

[cypher-lovesjohnwalker]

@morally-earl-gray @burntbreadsticktoast12 @eyeballdango @tubastales @bug-on-the-mic @holderoftheholocron @stark-1433000

[eyeballdango]

ouhghh we rarely interact but from what ive seen of you. i think your fandom would misinterpret you by focusing on how you like another chara instead of focsuing on you . like theyd focus on your rs and theyd make assumptions abt you js based on your love for another instead of focusing on YOU and your lore. theyd call u an asshole for liking someone with not so standard morals and basically you wldnt rly be in the spotlight (sorry if it doesnt make sense and. i mean this in the kindest way possible youre so kool and kool charas always. get misinterpreted pretty badly....)

oh oh i wann do this too ^_^

@misswritealot @ironspider-loki @starwarslovinglilguy @crazysweettooth-01 @o-birdseed-o (no pressure ygs<3)

[o-birdseed-o]

ooo hii!! Okay so I know I dont know you very well, but the vibes you give off make me think fans would misinterpret you as the "silly little guy" who's purpose is to be funny. Like the kind of character that people dont acknowledge serious opinions and feelings of because theyd rather see them a 'cute little meow meow" type guy.

also theyd make loving "the character" a HUGE part of your personality

(Absolutely NOT a reflection of how I see you btw. Youre super cool and swag and this is entirely based on vibes (which im not always great at interpreting))

tags: @not-kamenx @erodottir @archerinthevents + open tags and no pressure!!

[not-kamenx]

uh uh uh uh thinks

I think the fandom would boil you down to just “that’s the artist of the group” or like “haha they make all this” (<— “this” as in the content the fandom makes) and not focus on your aspirations and dreams. They don’t see you as a character, they see you as a tool to insert their work in and push aside the story they’ve been given. And if they DO notice your personality, it’s always “the tired artist” point and they’d post a bunch of stuff like hashtag relatable

tags: @az-the-knight @xyourlonelywriterx @sothisish0witends

Meeeeeeow

[xyourlonelywriterx]

MEOWS BACK AT YOUUUU thx for tagging @not-kamenx !

HM HM HM, i think they'd only see you as the funny energetic character who is 'nerdy' and will genuinely joke about you being 'autistic!!', they will forget your depth and the fact you have your own character, problems, and sufferings too.

(EHEM EHEM I HEART YOU SO MUCH TWIN I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND GAH! 🫶🏻🥹)

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I think they see you as the typical nice, pushover girl who helps everyone. They'll think you get flustered easily but are still kinda relatable. You might be interpreted as a nerd cuz of your obsession (??) with video games like danganronpa or project eden garden. Might call you "sweet but actually spycho" for liking gorey things like that despite your exterior. Def gets boiled down as the love interest if you're in that type of anime or smth.

idk bro..i don't rlly study people (thats a lie-)

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this is so soukoku and I barely ship them haha

Y'know I love those dynamics where character A believes they're unworthy of love and character B is just basically holding a sign saying "YOU, I WANT YOU!!" while character A is just sulking while being depressed.

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❝you drew me in like a web❞ (𝑂𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑢 ˢᵖⁱᵈᵉʳᵐᵃⁿ!𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟)

📝Author notes: This is ooc cuz this bro is just too fucking coo coo, KUNIKIDA HELP ME. EEH MY FIRST REQUEST THO <3

⚠️Warnings: fluff, strangers to friends to lovers later (?? questionable for "friends"), spiderman esque reader, a lil profanity, reader is a comic nerd and has little bit of thinking issues (overthinking or intrusive thoughts, you pick)

✍ Synopsis: You like swinging off building with your ability, Dazai sees you and now you guys bump into eachother and both times you're an unwilling participant ;) (my condolences)

🚨 word count: 1.8k

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As a teen you were always quiet. 

You were the one who would sit out on school (skip) with some stupid excuse just so you could have some fun. 

That fun being your ability. It was quite simple but it felt like a comic book type of power. You could do anything a spider could do, albeit awkwardly considering you don’t really climb walls everyday..

But you managed to keep it under the ropes and it was honestly awesome, at least for one of the things you could do. That being you could produce webs out of your veins, which is kinda a weird manifestation since they usually produce it out of their mouth. 

Oh well, swinging across buildings was certainly relaxing if not exhilarating for your teen brain. It created a safe haven where you could let go and just SWING~.

But alas all wonderful things must come to a close and seeing as you were now an adult with a paying job and bills and taxes, you had no proper time to spend just using your ability. And no leeway like as a teen you did considering this is Yokohama, not New York City.

Which is why the only option you had left was nighttime. 

When everyone was, usually, asleep and where you didn’t have anything important to do. Well except sleep, but who cares about something as insignificant as that? You sure didn’t. 

Which is why you’re now having the time of your life doing your comfort activity. You stay completely unaware of the fact that you just mightttt be attracting a certain someone’s attention. You didn’t notice because you were only focusing on yourself. And the wind. Yeah, mostly the wind and trying not to get bugs in your mouth. Those were really important. 

“How peculiar.” Dazai tapped his chin, a slow thoughtful smile spreading across his face as he stared at your disappearing figure. 

He was just taking a midnight walk after he got sick staying at home, rotting in bed with no sleep like usual. Out and about, staring at the night sky with an empty gaze, he saw you. 

Bright and free as a bird (GET TF OUT NIKOLAI), your face contorted into a carefree smile that absolutely made Dazai got doki doki. But that type of feeling you get when you see someone pretty, not like the like–like them.

Well that was immediately proven wrong when he saw your hood slide down, revealing your pretty, absolutely breathtaking face. Or maybe it was because it was dark so the light from the streetlights made you look like an angel. 

BZZZZT

Dazai deadpanned, huffing a bit. “Yes?” He answered tiredly, the moment you two were having (against your consent) gone like the wind. It was but a fleeting moment of him admiring pure joy, not you specifically.

His fingers twitched, smirk growing as he realized it was a stupid fucking scammer-

Oh he was going to have fun with this guy.

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You sipped coffee bean juice out of a mug, sighing a little. You had eyebags from your escapades and it was doing a bit of a number on you, meaning you had to drink this horrible liquid named “Coffee” and it tasted absolutely rubbish. 

“Even New York had better coffee,” you huff, propping a hand against your cheek. You were currently sitting at a booth in a cafe called Uzumaki. It was a place you had started frequenting recently and you found the setting quite relieving. 

Almost homey and it reminded you of that one old rundown restaurant with Mr. Okinawa..In fact, wasn’t he Japanese himself? Well, then it makes sense why you think it’s so similar. Ahh, memories were soooo fun to reminisce on. Well most of them anyway. 

You were dozing off in your own thoughts when you saw an impish smile on a familiar young man, who was currently walking over to you. Well not exactly at you since he seemed to not notice you, only looking around for a free booth to sit at. Preferably one to sit with the cafe girl, you’d deduct from the few times you have seen him before. 

He was a suicidal charmer, a womanizer many would say. 

You can hardly believe such a thing even if he was undeniably handsome. No, you cared more about personalities than something so insignificant as looks. As the saying goes, not all demons wear horns and not all angels have halos (thinking of the bible specifically of course). 

Hm? Your eyebrows lifted when you saw him now looking straight at you, eyes lit up in recognition. Oh what, did he see something on your face? Oh it must be the coffee milk, the cream in here is quite bloaty. You wouldn’t be surprised if it were sticking below your bottom lip. 

“Hello there, Miss,” The man practically purred, sliding into the seat in front of you. You grimaced, placing the straw in your cup and sipping aggressively to try and drown him out. You did not come here for small talk, if you did you would have gone to a mixer (HUH). “I don’t mean to disturb you but I couldn’t help but notice last night how you were..” He paused, smile coy as he leaned forward a little. “Swinging like a little spider. I’m surprised you haven’t gotten caught yet, ability user.” 

Your gaze sharpened slightly as your cheeks tinted pink. “Ohh, you saw that? Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you up, mister sir,” you say sheepishly, laughing nervously as you swished your drink idly. Truly you felt embarrassed and slightly confused. How could he have seen your face out the window? Especially since he presumably lived in the Agency dorms.  

He chuckled, a hand splaying under his chin as some sort of prop similar to what you did. “You can just use Dazai. Now what’s your name, Miss? I can’t just go hollering around “spider Lady” now can I?”

You stared at him confused. Wasn’t the connotation being you would tell on you to the special divisions or whatever government, why was he asking for your name. They already have your file. “I’m Y/N.” You shrug, letting yourself get subjected to this weird-ass interaction with some hot dude with horrible fashion sense. 

He tilted his head. “That’s quite an American name, Y/N.” You laughed nervously yourself, his accent of your name bringing a blooming feeling in your chest. “Nowww, though, I didn’t come here just for fun.” You tensed a little, your fingers twitching. So you guess the moment you relax was the moment he’d strike. 

“With your webs would you do the honors of wrapping them around my neck and choking me?” He said this all with a closed eyed smile that made you part your lips, sputtering out, 

“...Huh?” Before your face went headfirst into the small table from shock. 

After that awkward interaction you politely declined and dined outta there before your unrelenting TOO PURE thoughts began assaulting your brain.

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Why would he ask such a thing? Was the suicidal part true? Does he use provoking women as a way to cope? It’d make sense.

And those bandages. Everywhere on his arms, round his neck too. Must have some sort of scar(s) underneath them. Now you knew those were none of your concern and you shouldn’t worry too much over a guy you talked to for 5 minutes. 

Yet he was all your buzzing head could think about. 

Dazai was his name you remembered. 

Quite an odd first name you admit but you could roll with it. New York had far more absurd names, like Joker, or Batman (that was Gotham city, my dear protagonist). Or your personal favorite, Spiderman! But those weren’t their real names, just their hero names, so it didn’t count. Ah what was the point of even thinking about it then? 

You deadpanned to yourself, pouting. 

“…”

This is pointless.

Is what you thought until you saw him again. 

This time when you were sitting on the rim of the fountain, reading a comic book. Call it a guilty pleasure or childish interest, but you enjoyed them. They quelled your mind’s dizzying head and let in the peaceful hum of quietness. Well you liked most calm activities, so reading books were no exception. 

You’re perched close enough you could hear the rustle of flashing currents in the river. And you could hear the unusual flapping of arms and bubbles emerging in a spot in the water. 

Is someone drowning? You question stupidly before you get up, walking over to the riverside before laying out your palm and shooting some webs to pull up the unfortunate soul who managed to get themself caught in this obviously river when there are literally bars around it!

Immediately your gaze drops into frustration once you realize who it is. 

“What the fuck are you doing here?” 

Dazai stares at you upside down, smiling lopsidedly. “hehe ,looks like fate has made us meet yet again, (Name)! Ahh..but at the expense of my attempt to submerge myself.” He sighs dramatically and you roll your eyes incredulously. 

“This is the thanks I get?” You flick your wrist, making your web detach from him and he collapses on the floor with an “Oof!” 

“I didn’t like your help so yes this is the thanks you get,” he mumbled through his mushed face and somehow you could hear him coherently. All you did was snort desrivesly and pivoted on your heel to leave–

“Waitshshs-” Dazai grabbed your foot, making you stumble slightly before he steadied you with his hands. When did he get up? “Lemme at least repay you for putting in the effort to ‘save’ me, however misguided it was.”

You inched a little away from him before you reluctantly nodded. “Fine. Where we heading?” You ask, slipping on a fake smile to match his. He taps his chin before he glances at you. 

“What do you want?” 

You hum, having one thought in mind. 

“Let’s hang out.” 

“...Yeah but doing what-”

“Details, details.” You wave him off, your strings wrapping around his wrist to drag him along with you. 

“Alright, m’lady. Whatever you say~” 

You scrunch your eyebrows together, annoyance clear in your expression. “What’s with that tone? We’re NOT on a date.” 

“Details, details,” he mocked your earlier words and you frowned, pulling on the string to make him fall again. 

“OUCH!” 

“That’s what you get, pervert!” 

“I didn’t even say anything though :(“

“Your voice was enough.” 

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📝Author notes: You and dazai are..friends? Somehow- Yeah uh kinda slowburn sorry bout that I know you said “strangers to lovers” but like…that’d be 4k and i can’t do that on a tumblr post. I have a limit of 2k- So uh if you want a pt 2 (I’m asking cuz my characterization of this dude is HOLY OOC) then that’ll have the lovers stage in it. 

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