❝not a warm welcome❞ (𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕗𝕖𝕞!𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣)
📝 Author notes: I dunno what I wrote but it's something ig.
⚠️ Warnings: very lil manslaughter (not really explained how), cursing, little connotations to y'know what,explaining the same thing, no lillith au.
✍ Synopsis: You're the queen of hell who was gone from Hell for 20 years on a diplomatic mission in Heaveeenn. It goes south when Charlie gets a Hotel and now you have to kill a bunch of sinners + hurt Lute—did I mention Charlie didn't know of this mission?
Oh yeah explantion time: so basically the diplomatic mission was to bridge hell and heaven together and as you have seen before…that does not go well. It happened this year specifically because of Charlie’s rehab hotel–not that you blame her!
And since that happened, the sinners were a bit, ummm, mad, ‘cause they don’t want to die again. And that’s how this happened.
And how you became an absolute beast and did a dramatic entrance by snapping a grown ass man in half. Safe to say everyone was flabbergasted. Heck, even Alastor found him with wide eyes when you showed up.
First of all Lucifer is shocked—but turned on(I didn’t know how else to describe it, sorry). Like he’ll just be looking like “0\\0” while you brutally destroy the sinners.
He might even cheer ‘cause he rlly does not gaf about the sinners. At all. (the most he’ll do is hate them, like Alastor). Like “YEAH, BABY!”(or any other name you prefer).
Charlie will give him the stink-eye and be like “dad!” before she gushes over you too. But more in the like “YOU’RE BACk???!,you’re really back!!!” than the “oh wow you killed a bunch of sinners, that’s cool”
Tears will be shed after the fight, rest be assured.
By the time they’re done ogling you have already defeated all the sinners and–LUTE, where the fuck did she come from???
The rest of the cast is equally confused.
Angel Dust after calling you a “That’s one…badass bitch” pulls out some popcorn to chew on.
Nifty firmly calls you a “bad girl” and whines about how you could have been perfect if you were a boy. Sigh, her weird-ass obsession.
Husk drinks from his bottle and says deadpan, “the life of a bartender” (after of course saying ‘damn’ in a mutter as he stared with wide eyes). Angel Dust laughs at him.
Alastor is scheming some plans in his head to get more sinners to come and attack the royals. He’s impressed but slightly intimidated. He wasn’t by Lucifer cause he was a depressed, DUCK king who could not kill sinners.
Yet you could. And you were back.
Alastor would lay off on Lucifer probably (he is so smug, he’s like that one ‘SHE’S MY WIFE’ meme).
Vaggie admires you ALOT, but is slightly wary of you. I mean you literally were like a beast, who wouldn’t be a little careful? From the looks of it, it seemed you were a hothead, impulsive, killing machine who was one PROTECIVE girl.
This is under the assumption Sir Pentious is in heaven, but before season 2. So we’re skipping him.
Now onto your daughter! CHARLIE.
Quite possibly the most normal reaction out of the whole cast (everyone else is just desensitized).
Like, not only did you kill a bunch of sinners, her people—NO, YOUR PEOPLE–but the damn second commander of the exterminators–Aka exorcists???? Oh, she is NOT doing well.
After the whole thing, you bet she’ll pull you and Lucifer aside (away from her nosy guests) just so you guys can talk it out.
like , of course she’s relieved that you’re back, but under the cost of heaven’s rage? Oh, she feels soooooo sick and will flip out (similar to how she did in s2 just way more sympathetic for you guys).
She is so glad when she finds out that you jst defeated Lute, not killed her. But still not helping once she thinks it through. “WAIT THAT MEANS LUTE WILL ATTACK AGAIN, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE KILLED ADAM!”
You and Lucifer will have to comfort her. Whether it is giving space or talking it out properly and concisely, that is up to you. Chop, chop, how will you parent?
After a bunch of tears and heartfelt conversations, you all eventually make up.
Charlie is still a bit mad but not at you, really. She knows that deep down, sometimes you have to kill someone in self-defense, especially because this is hell.
You and Lucifer will have your own conversation when you’re in your chambers alone and might do some stuff if you’re into that.
ANYWAYYYYY back to some wholesome stuff
Charlie will introduce you to all the guests, albeit without a pep in a step and voice forced cheerfulness. Hey, she just lost her friend (who she does not know is in heaven), give her some slack.
The Hazbin cast, of course, treats you with respect, knowing what you may do if they infuriate you.
Alastor is “nice” but in a polite, detached way.
Angel Dust is jokey but toned down around you.
Husk is quiet but refills your drink without needing you to ask.
Nifty is the same except she doesn’t crawl on top of you (if she does, Alastor will pick her up by the collar).
Vaggie and you are training buddies.You’ll work out together, and she’ll ask you for tips, vice versa for you.
Charlie does not notice that heaven surprisingly hasnt’ done anything after your return to hell. She’s too busy grieving.
But Vaggie and everyone else notices and are left confused but thankful.
So when Emily reveals to Charlie what happened to Sir Pentious, everyone feels SOO RELIEVED. Especially Lucifer, bro does not want a war happening again.
All in all, you’re a very lucky gal.