Raccoon King

He/him, I like Pjo, AJW books, the sunbearer trails, Magnus Arcives, bungo stray dogs and TPN

[raccon-king]

He/Him

I like: Cats, anime, Andrew Joseph White, archery

I post random shit

Half Chinese and half white

[raccon-king]

Brutal hammer murder

[raccon-king]

Kids shows and movies would be more entertaining if they were voiced by YouTube Voice Actors and if they wrote the scripts.

The shitty mics would add to it.

[raccon-king]

crane

[raccon-king]

Odysseus dry firing his bow angered me so much. Does he want it to break?!

[50-shades-of-gay23]

Oh my god i just came from the odyssey and I thought the same thing

a good archer should know not tooooo

[raccon-king]

I teach some archery and I have a bow of my own, Dry firing your bow is like shooting an arrow into your bow

[raccon-king]

Odysseus dry firing his bow angered me so much. Does he want it to break?!

[raccon-king]

when you have fully headcanoned Stagger using any pronouns because he doesn’t feel like just one thing because worm

[queen-of-sapphics]

@waitingonabook @calcium-is-screaming2 @catlover-offical @sapphic-offical @professional-fool-of-energy @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @captainspacefox @ravengirl-luca @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @finnslay @bucket-of-axilotl + open tags

[sapphic-offical]

white and lime??

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @tired-shipper @lightsabersandbluecookies @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @shenanigan42 @raynilikescats @queer-offical @instant-yuri-machine @physicallyrobbiementallygod @lady-st4rdustt @local-lesbian-tree-demon @noyouwerebeautiful

[raynilikescats]

yellow, moss green, cyan! ur awesomesauce mootie ilysm /pla

@strawbxrrypies @lavenderrscented @eefogirl @lunathetunaaa @xxsolaren @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @xxmichaelplayer1xx @xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx OPEN TAGSSS

[xxmichaelplayer1xx]

Purple/silly

(I remember in one life series I lived as Skizz, I got in a sword fight with Etho over potatoes!!)

@saturnianballad

@snurphlee

[snurphlee]

you're white to me :]

@theloverislost @dandelion-cryptid @extra-extra-unhinged @atthispointeverythingischaos @a-literal-tornado @jayissuperman @burnininhell

[a-literal-tornado]

I think... white :)

@noonenothingeveratall @ur-local-emo-loser @se7enmilesnake @saber-toast-tiger @divorce-offical @gravitytrips +open tags

[gravitytrips]

none of these really fit your vibe :(

orange is the closest though. There’s only room for one meteorologist ‘round these parts

@aerowolf @marriso11 @cringingwithabook @ratladysarah @carryingstarlightinherwake

[cringingwithabook]

Red and moss green bb

@gravitytrips @marriso11 @bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @ieatbreadz

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Blue 😅

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @cabinthreeproblems @epichermesholymoly +open tags

[cabinthreeproblems]

Cyan :3

@flicksuniverse @cryptidofthewest @ellie-moonbeam @scribbledstars16 + moots :3

[flicksuniverse]

magenta bro. Not just Wendy’s tho anyplace you want, bbgirl

@eflower8 @studyofnoodles @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99

@luciferdesigns

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

Oramge. Fite me

@best-isopod @gone-with-the @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @will-0-the-wispp @nightwingg-xoxo @art1stxsl4sh @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @cartoonenby @carbonbasedlifeform42 @jerdabigback @dimitrus-darling @missnothing-misseverything @mothmans-annoying-cousin @nicothehalfblood

[cartoonenby]

yellow and line :33

@justaruk @infinitelypurple @artsyarmy7 @tabbykai @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @wynndexandformaldyhyde @strawberryvanillaenergydrink @omnipotentnothing @axxxrael uh and anyone who wants :3

[infinitelypurple]

White :3

@morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @flowgeeksout @albite1 @seafoam-octopus @emocabin10boy

[emocabin10boy]

Magenta :3 @prosperoisadiva @m1cahx3 @redtheredheadeddemon @ael-me1ko @cookingmama-23 @versum777 @alb3dosmp @renanan88 +anyone other moots I forgot :D

[m1cahx3]

Purple and pink 🥰🥰🫶🫶🫶

@azriels-art-dumpster @beeblesqueeble @cosmicssflown @deathcastlvr2 @fayonette @kiki15fox @limietlyherepolrr @mclovintina @ninkyye @phalaropus-lobatus @rocket-amongst-the-stars @redtheredheadeddemon @skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo @trashsouppossum +open tags I sorry

[rocket-amongst-the-stars]

White <3

@bookscorpion73 @rladpeps @itsyaboilexus @callme-marco @captainvoidstar @crowdrinkingcoffee @rylandgracethespaceace +open tags

[crowdrinkingcoffee]

lime + white :)

no pressure tags: @zephyrofkindness @greeen-bean @sydthecalmearthling @winter-depressed-belle  @assignedchaosatbirth @thelocalidiot @ivanhoe1820 @tasty-cilantro @verylonedad @thegayfoxboy @justanotherbookwyrm @yourlocaltboy @poirolivia @here-for-the-vibe @iobsesswaytoomuch @mybedismytruelove @dysphoria-things @radiobeetle @looneytoonsboi @princess-milky-quartz @adora-your-trans-fox-goddess @rocket-amongst-the-stars @00venator (+anyone else)

[mybedismytruelove]

moss green and magenta! :D

tags, but only if you want to: @literally-black-jesus; @that-weird-bee; @raccon-king; @lordielordez; @a-tear-in-space; @jacksdinonuggets; @francistheterrible; @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme; @fukuona-b0y; @fun-eralsss; @witchy-shortcake; @thewastelandwonderer; @i-bite-a-shit-ton-of-people; @snailsrawesomeashell; @gay-shark13; @johnlennonpancake

[raccon-king]

white

@a-genderless-frog @aglet7 @a-tear-in-space @jacksfandomrandom

[raccon-king]

be me:

just randomly spit animal facts

[raccon-king]

🎶 ✨ when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 🎶 ✨

List:

Attack On Titan S2 theme song

Arrietty’s song

Drag Path

Anthem Of A 16 year old girl

Worms by NoahFinnce

Tagging: @a-genderless-frog @a-tear-in-space @jacksfandomrandom @witchy-shortcake @depressedraccoon11229 @crowdrinkingcoffee @martinkartin200 @neoma-butterfly @aglet7 @dysphoria-things

No pressure.

[raccon-king]

Just loss assassin and my target was my assassin

[raccon-king]

I spent my off day watching Attack On Titan and playing assassin

[mybedismytruelove]

kiss marry Hug

Levi, Headmaster, Sheriff Davies

Why do you hate me so

Uhhhhh

Marry Headmaster so I can inherit his money after his tragic tumble down the stairs

Kiss Levi with that Poison Ivy poison on my lips. It'd kill me too, but that's a price I'd happily pay for taking Levi out

Drive my car into a ditch in Twist Creek County, call the police all panicky, cry and act like I'm super traumatised when Sheriff Davies shows up, throw myself at him pretending I need a hug (I think he'd enjoy pretending to be magnanimous, helpful and supportive and would thus fall for it) and then stab him in the throat :)

What about you?

[raccon-king]

honestly I would just slowly kill each of them

[raccon-king]

Sad? Get a Brushbuddy

[raccon-king]

When you see that person you have not seen in a year and when you reunite you meet the other’s energy.

[raccon-king]

Every now and then I remember them and I see it as a Straight Ship for gay people

[homosexuality-offical]

wait hold on you're gay ?

nah

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

yeah and im everyones favorite person

[wright-official]

yeah and im everyones favorite lawyer

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

yeah and i hate star wars

[trout-offical]

Yeah and I'm not a victim of Satans trout fuckery

[martinkartin200]

yeah and I can avoid becoming a fan of horror pods.

[raccon-king]

yeah and I am above 5’7