Immerse me in your splendour

Tom, 22, Lancashire

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[neopets-hentai]

Me being escorted out of my Chuck E. Cheese job interview where I pitched my new character Fuck E. Cheese

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cryssiedenise_)

[nicapierces]

#He’s the ex that your family wishes you were still dating #Because your current one is trash

[a-tribe-called-tress]

He’s so fucking pure and important and I love him.

[ruinedchildhood]

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[stability]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

I saw this backpack and it reminded me of Charlie Kelly’s dating profile photo

[ruinedchildhood]

[gif87a-com]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

[american-auror-story]

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

These are all from the same episode

[soupy-twistt]

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[mercuryvibes]

THE YODA ONE 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

Me:

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

[blackmartian]

E N O U G H

[king-emare]

Lmaoo

[multifariousb]

I feel like this was a real conversation