What happened then, well, that's the play

And he wouldn't want us to give it away || fictitious OC blog

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

[reytheawakengay]

but?

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

that’s all

[wartips]

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

[o-kurwa]

[disgustinggf]

What’s your relationship with your parents like?

can we talk about nice things like the color pink or kittens or sushi or cuddles instead please

[phantom-does-a-thing]

Exploring the others body but in a distinctly body horror way

[luthienne]

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

[child0fcain]

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

[toskarin]

that is an excellent point. I will consider it deeply as I make little mud replicas of you and kick them to smithereens

[coughloop]

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Astronomy I-

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

[beowulf22121]

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

[shortgremlinman]

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

[louisegluckpdf]

best kind of character is “guy who didn’t die when he should have”

[louisegluckpdf]

1. anne carson 2. moby dick, herman melville 3. breaking bad, fly, dir. rian johnson 4. grief lessons, anne carson

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[libertineangel]

I don't usually reblog TikToks but man it is genuinely refreshing to see genuine normal working-class London on my dash, like I know this is half of Tumblr's definition of "British" as a whole (except this site also often seems to forget we're not all white) but nah this is proper London ends, this is the speech and mannerisms born from multicultural working-class solidarity and community and it's so damn rare to see us accurately represented round here

[elodieunderglass]

Let the man have Greggs in PEACE

[argumate]

incredible how you can hear his accent without even unmuting the video

[katestewartt]

THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000)

[spacentimecreature]

This is so funny I literally just put on TENG because I wanted to watch the whole crew again

[pukicho]

I am currently investing in currency 

[c00kiejar]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[pukicho]

I just want to feel again

[seriesfive]

sorry i got cranky because people misinterpreted the narrative. it will happen again [hasn’t even stopped being cranky from before]