Since its immoral to make illegal ships we can only ship characters who are a cishet man and a cishet woman oh and the woman is never allowed to have a job bc its illegal in some countries for women to work or so much as step foot outside! Oh and if she talks that's illegal too! And they're probably white btw!
Nooooo don't you see you can't ship them bcus then your fetishizing straight relationships!! +they used to be kids so that's grossss :( /s

















