Vincenzo_01

I'm Vince, a 22 year old culinary student. I generally post just whatever makes me laugh, and also food. Feel free to talk to me whenever you want

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

[hibiscus-tea-party-deactivated2]

How on Earth could you forget

[lesbianchemicalplant]

And here are the ten Mamas:

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

This is my restaurant. We serve cheeseburgers. None of that New York Tokyo truffles and gold flake crap. We make what I say we make, and we serve it to you. Want mushrooms on your burger? Too crappin’ bad. Meat patty, grilled onions, and American cheese, on a bun. Plain. This ain’t some Paris France crap. This is my restaurant.

[dashaibo]

It tastes like literally nothing, you pompous donkey

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

is this an open rp ?

[dashaibo]

If you want it to be

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

nice

Gordon’s right it taste like shit

[dashaibo]

Hang on a second, luv

*Mecha-Gordon’s chest pops open and out slides the most perfect burger you’ve seen in your life*

You have my permission to consume

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

well then let’s eat

that was pretty good

but i wonder what can you do with THESE buns Gordon

[dashaibo]

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

getting cold feet ?

I aint suprised but im dissapointed

*get in her pink lamborghini and va va voom away*

[dashaibo]

Fool

*You are wracked by the most intense orgasm in your life while you’re driving a way. The last thing you see before you pass out is a perfect scrambled egg. That is your brain now.*

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

*at Nicki Minaj’s funeral*

“Oh my god i can’t believe my friend Nicki is gone. Gordon do you know what happend to her ?“

[dashaibo]

Sadly, no.

I guess it’ll remain a mystery forever.

May she rest in pesto.

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

And so the months go by, slowly closing the wounds of loss……

until one day when ariana was enjoying a god meal made with love by her friend Gordon when suddenly

As the waves of pleasure washed through her body she finally understood what had happed that day

“GORDON! I WONT LET YOU DECIEVE ME ANYMORE!! I SHALL ADVENGE MY FRIEND!!

/STAND NAME : HOUNDS OF LOVE/

/STAND USER : ARIANNA/

[dashaibo]

Pride and hubris lead to your friend’s death

All of this could’ve been avoided.

*click*

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

*piano riff start to play*

arianna smiles, “thats pretty bold of you to attack me without knowing the power of my stand”

“ /HOUNDS OF LOVE/ can manipulate the air around me, its pressure, its humidity and more importantly its composition.”

*color pallette changes*

“the bombs of your /KILLER QUEEN/ are like any other fire, without oxygen they cannot detonate, making it completely useless”

“MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!”

[dashaibo]

So you call them “Stands”, huh? What a curious name. However, where I come from, we use a different one.

Gordon Ramsay

Quirk: One For All

I’m the best chef in the world, because I’ve amassed quite a collection.

Here’s a little sample. I got from a local burger maker in New York. He never realized how to master it. By ingesting any food I made, I gain complete control of your nervous system.

*your legs collapse under you*

It’s over, Ariana. I do not want to lose you too.

[sinnomine-deactivated20220221]

[daetachment1-deactivated2015012]

[zooophagous]

oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.

[thecatlurker-deactivated2016010]

i am leopard. 

[pissvortex]

masterpost

[pissvortex]

update

[pissvortex]

masterpost

[pissvortex]

update

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[bimortimer]

What did she do

[bimortimer]

[bimortimer]

Btw she fucking passed eventually 😔

[74747474949]

[yungbara]

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

well have i got some news for you

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Ssaki Metel

[synapple]

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[llleighsmith]

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

[quietly9]

[shian-chan]

[pissvortex]

[vaulthunter426]

Borderlands 3 Vault Hunters

Official Guide To The Borderlands Trailer

[proletherian-dictatorship]

happy victory day! it’s been 74 years since nazi germany got what was coming to it!!! 

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I actually… love this

[solitarelee]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

[oboe-youdidnt]

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

[captainsblogsupplemental]

Ahhh, thank you! I didn’t realise I’d missed a line until I went back and read it and the first bit makes no sense!

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[oodblood]

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

[connanro]

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]