To Protect and to Serve.

Vincent Smythe Clearly the name is Vincent but honestly I don't care what you call me as long as you stay out of my way and don't bother me. Twenty Eight years old and the oldest of my family. Currently and always will be a LEO, proudly so.

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text  ⇒ fresh vince of bell-air

jimmy: [attachment image, socks and crocs]

jimmy: surely arrest them

vincent: if only... if only.

vincent: i'm sure they mean no harm.

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@izzyvlopez: @vincsmythe I'm probably not the best person to ask. I'm sure someone will be able to suggest something exciting in town, or nearby though.

@vincsmythe: @izzyvlopez why do you say that?

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@traviswest: come to the bar. drinks not on me but the food is bomb

@vincsmythe: I may do just that.

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@thatmaxc: @vincsmythe i, unfortunately, do not. i don't know what a friday night off looks like. enjoy it for me!

@vincsmythe: @thatmaxc it seems like no one knows what to do on Friday nights. a very rare occasion it is.

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@mad-sings: @vincsmythe this is Cotton Plant, there's approximately nothing going on. If you find anything, though, let me know.

@vincsmythe: @mad-sings That's why I added saying surrounding towns as well. Hopefully I'll find something.

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@vincsmythe: I for once in years have a Friday night off. What's happening around (or the surrounding) towns?

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TEXT MESSAGE📲 VINCE

Dylan: I had sex with a kinky woman once, but that's not the point. Yeah, I had a feeling you would say that.

Dylan: We were supposed to hang out afterwards, I don't know man. We're friends who occasionally have sex do you think she thought it was a date?

Vincent: Not really into knowing about your kinks and sex life, dude.

Vincent: So you're just hooking up with her? I don't see why her sister is so uptight about you standing her up and it being an accident.

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@addiepeterson: @vincsmythe um, hell yes?

@vincsmythe: @addiepeterson I thought that shit was outdated.

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Dylan: I've been clawed before but that's not what you're talking about is it? ;/

Dylan: It wasn't a date, atleast I don't recall that word ever coming up?

Vincent: Unless a kink of yours is pain and a vicious woman, I don't think you'd enjoy this type of clawin'.

Vincent: Then why is she so angry about you standing her up? I'm confused.

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Dylan: Vienna.

Dylan: I stood up her sister, which is not something I meant to do I am just really easy to forget some things.

Vincent: I think you might wanna stay away from the strip club, they might have their claws out and ready for you.

Vincent: How do you forget a date? I can see why she's angry.

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Dylan: If you must know, I angered the stripper.

Dylan: I did a douchey thing and now i feel bad.

Vincent: Which stripper?

Vincent: How in the hell did you manage to that?

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Dylan: question: what's a pendejo? i need to know.

Vincent: I believe it's a stupid person, I could be wrong. Why are you asking?

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@addiepeterson: time to play sims 4 as the kiddos nap

@vincsmythe: sims is still a thing?

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I think Bad Blood is pretty cool, also I have no idea which songs Carrie sings I may be into music but I don’t know everything. Is yours blondes? Just a curious question in case of an emergency. A toll in a bad way? Not bad, it’s been calm with the occasional couple wanting to sue each other for property damage and what not.

Bad Bloods isn’t horrible. Carrie is country music solely, Fighter ft. Keith Urban has been on the radio like 24/7 if you listen to country stations. Her music is fantastic.  Yes, mine is most likely blondes. It depends, it could be good or bad.  Couple disputes, everyone’s favorite.

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TEXT 📩 KENCENT

KENZIE: WOW, YOU DO NOT SUCCEED AT ALL.

VINCENT: HEY, you can't take back my success. Can you?

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TEXT 📩 KENCENT

KENZIE: You succeed!

KENZIE: That's very sweet, but I think I'll be okay. It seems like it's going to end soon, I think.

VINCENT: That's all I want in life, to succeed.

VINCENT: If I see you sitting under a tree during parole I'm going to throw something at you.

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I don’t know, they’re both blondes and I feel like most blondes look the same to me…no offense to the blondes that don’t look the same. I guess I do have a preference afterall.  How have you been anyway?

Man, I think you need your eyes checked. They look nothing alike, plus Carrie has rhythm and shit. Everyone’s got a preference. I’ve been good, took a couple night shifts so that’s taking it’s toll. How about yourself? How’s work been?