look. i just want a roleplay with like, a wanda, or a peter, or a shuri, or some other youngling that steve can parent, okay??? like, i just want the simple things in life. let steve take care of your muse. please.

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look. i just want a roleplay with like, a wanda, or a peter, or a shuri, or some other youngling that steve can parent, okay??? like, i just want the simple things in life. let steve take care of your muse. please.
pick your battles. pick⦠pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. thatās too manyĀ
*Picks up another battle while maintaining eye contact* Make me
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more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [museās name] whatās the deal, pretty sure this is youā¦listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please donāt walk away. [text] Please donāt do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] Iām an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change ⦠Iām always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And youāll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is Iām not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] Iām seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] Youāre so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that youāre the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] Iām only saying it because I love you. [text] Iām only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, Iām bringing coffee. [text] Iām thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] Youāre always safe with me. [text] I canāt stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously donāt know what Iād do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please donāt forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You donāt need this shit. [text] Iāll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] Youāre important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. Youāre going to drown and die and leave me and Iām not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] Iād give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. Thatās love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you donāt want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, youāre a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] Youāre so predictable and obnoxious. And itās not only me who thinks so. [text] ā¦The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] Youāre a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you canāt even pretend like it isnāt, because you know it is. [text] Why couldnāt you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I donāt light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hotā¦like honestly, itās not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If youāre not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I donāt think he likes that Iām always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] Itāll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didnāt know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. Thatās a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DONāT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] Iām eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, whatās your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, youāre one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesnāt realize it, itās their loss [drunk text] but whatās the point of a Disney sing off party if youāre not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOUāRE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please donāt hate me Iām too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when Iām drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think Iām dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
obscenely domestic starter sentences
ā Stop man-handling the ice cream! ā ā Change the channel and Iāll kill you. ā ā You actual shit, you started without me!? ā ā Since Iām up, by default I will get your _____. ā ā Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ā ā How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and Iāll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings.Ā ā ā Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ā ā My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ā ā Can you stop kicking me? ā ā I donāt go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlikeĀ some people. ā ā Did you walk the dog? ā ā You, me, PJās, pizza, bed. The PJās are optional. ā ā Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ā ā I can feel you staring at me, why donāt you just come in? ā ā Good news; we have internet again! ā ā I donāt want to file taxes, why donāt you be the adult?Ā ā ā You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ā ā I know youāre scared of my mother but contemplating arson isnāt the way to fix this.Ā ā ā I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ā ā All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ā ā How about we just never mention this again? ā ā Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? āĀ ā You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ā ā Did you call the doctor about that? ā ā Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ā ā You almost left me at the gas station! ā ā Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure Iām home! ā ā I didnāt think the sink had this much water inside of it.Ā ā ā Donāt be mad, but _____.Ā ā
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ā Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ā ā What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say āprinterā but I feel that is wrong.Ā ā ā Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ā ā Iām sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you.Ā ā ā Shit! The government doesnāt have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand!Ā ā ā Can you finger spell that for me, Iām not quite up to that level yet. ā ā That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ā
tāchalla: come over steve: canāt on super secret spy mission w sam & nat tāchalla: weāre defrosting bucky today steve:
If you ever share a post/write a post tearing down another roleplayer, I will immediately unfollow you. It is not your fucking job to police people, nor will I tolerate listening to what /you/ find acceptable. Get. The. Fuck. Over. Your. Self. If you donāt like what someone is doing, unfollow them. No one is forcing you to keep them on your dash. Block them if you really donāt want to see them at all. Iām so sick of this community of self-righteous assholes. This is why I left in the first place. Thank you /so/ much for the reminder. Seriously, Iām not going to deal with it this time.
guiltweathered:
open starterĀ /Ā mutuals only
āso iām bisexual! so what? itās a thing, and itās real. i mean itās called lgbtq for a reason. thereās aĀ ābā in there, and it doesnāt mean ābadassā. āāāokay, it kinda does, but it also means bi.ā
āBeen holding that back for a while there, Stark? Youāre getting a little worked up.ā Steve canāt help the chuckle that bubbles out of him.Ā āI mean, unless you were hoping to gauge my reaction. But, youāre right. So, what if youāre bisexual? So what if anyone is bisexual?ā So what if Steve was bisexual?
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Send a symbol for my Museās reaction to yours unintentionally (?):
⤠- Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ā„ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ⦠- Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ā - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ā„ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ⦠- Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ā§ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ā - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ā - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ā - Wearing a top thatās too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ā Ā - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else
Reblog this if your muse looks good in a suit.
@viiduae
Steve gently knocks on Natashaās bedroom door. Once he gets the okay, he pushes it open and peeks his head inside. āHey. Think we could talk for a minute?ā With Bannerās disappearance, she had become a little distant. She was tough, take a lot of hits, but that didnāt stop him from worrying about her. He edges a bit further into the room, expression soft.
@vdoviism
āCan I ask you a question?ā He had invited Nat out on his morning run and the pair were jogging side by side. Steve starts to slow their pace so he can look her in the eyes as he speaks.Ā āWhy do you keep trying to find me someone to date? Do I really seem that lonely to you?ā There is a small grin on his face, clearly more amused than anything else.
spacebilance:
Me??? Straight??? No.
therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary.Ā
would you like to talk about it?
please tell me whatās bothering you.
hey, are you okay?
i donāt have to know everything. just what youāre comfortable telling me.
iām your friend. of course i care.
thereās nothing bad about going to therapy.
would you like to try a different approach?
i ā i didnāt know that. iām sorry.
is this helping?
iāll try not to ask a lot of questions.
iām always here if you need me.
shh, itās alright. shh.Ā
weāre safe now. youāre safe now.
it was just a nightmare.
sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.
you know iād never judge you for that, right?
iām worried about you.
is something going on?Ā
everything you say will just be between you and me.
what method do you prefer?
do you need help falling asleep?
anything i could do to help?
why are you like this?
i understand.Ā
sweetie, is there something you arenāt telling me? whatās wrong?
letās get you cleaned up.
this is good. this is important.Ā
youāre healing, and healing takes time.Ā
we can do more tomorrow.
how about you get some sleep, hm?
bedtime.
itās ok not to be ok.
tomorrow is another day.
hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. itās okay.
breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven ā¦
do you need some space?
remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.
angsty starters
I canāt believe youād do that to meā¦
God, what happened to you?
Do you always have to be such an ass?
Maybe one day youāll grow up.
Iāve had enough of you.
Donāt give me that look!
Get a grip!
Youāre overreacting, as usual.
Why the hell would you go and do that?
Do you realize what youāve done?
Do you realize what this means?
Can you shut your mouth for like two seconds please?
Iām this close to walking out of hereā¦
Iām this close to leaving youā¦
Do you think this is funny?
I never thought you could be this idiotic.
Now look what youāve gone and done.
This isnāt just affecting you anymore⦠itās affecting me too.
I canāt listen to this anymore.
I canāt look at you anymore.
Donāt you try to turn this around on me.
This isnāt about me, itās about you.
Just forget itā¦
You have some serious issuesā¦
I just fucked everything up, didnāt I?