marauders

Alli • main - retroprotagonist

[aeteut]

Remember, my sweet star and wolf.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[noneofthisfeelsreal-deactivated]

no i dont like ‘harry potter’ i like a secret second gayer thing that exists in my head

[thief-of-eggs]

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

[ohyou-pretty-things]

artist : cathemyx

[outromoony]

Families aren't always just a man and a woman.

Sometimes, a family is a group of three illegal animagus and their werewolf.

[amomorii]

Last winter in Hogsmeade ❄️🤍

[jeepster4marls]

“sirius was canonically masculine! stop making him so effeminate!” literally him:

[evyltalks]

remus study

[incorrecthpjo]

James: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to this family?!

Remus:

Sirius:

Lily:

James:

James: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

[incorrecthpjo]

Harry, about the mapmakers: Do you know them?

Remus:

[dilfgomezaddams]

JK Rowling really looked around in the middle of a global pandemic, antiracist protests happening internationally, during pride month, and decided to be transphobic on twitter. swear to god. she's so fucking pathetic.

[maraudersandlily20]

Sirius: I look up to you a lot.

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: is it because you’re short?

Sirius: okay, you know what? Fuck you

[sakshi-shraddha]

Me: *is reading fanfiction*

Anxiety: *comes outta nowhere*

Me: *panics*

My brain: *scares me*

The future: *scares me*

Me: *seeks an escape*

Me: *goes back to fanfiction*

[sapphoslibrary]

sirius: hi remus

remus, internally: there he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. god i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-

remus: what the FUCK do you want

[fanonical]

you know technically all regulus black’s big heroic horcrux-stealing stunt did was massively inconvenience harry and dumbledore, and get him killed

[batbetbitbotbut]

I mean, all quite a lot of Dumbledore’s stunts did was massively endanger a selection of schoolchildren and occasionally get someone killed, so I’m still siding with Regulus here.

[kyraneko]

honestly Regulus’ only mistake was figuring house-elf follow-orders magic would defeat a horcrux. not at all an unreasonable assumption, given that his order to Kreacher had let Kreacher apparate out of what was supposed to be a death sentence just because Regulus had added “come home” to his list of duties. there was just no fucking follow-through in terms of “if you can’t destroy it, give it to, Idunno, that fucking batshit do-gooder with the long beard and the day-glow robes and the twinkly eyes, he’s been a wizard since like Noah’s ark, he might know what to do with that thing.”

of course, it Regulus had put slightly more of his stat points into basic common sense, he’d have figured out that he could order Kreacher to apparate both of them out of Mr. Zombie’s Wild Ride Voldemort’s Cave of Creepy Dead Shit and could have survived to apply more thought to the problem.

with that in mind: AU where Regulus survives, delivers the horcrux to Dumbledore, fakes his death to Voldemort, and proceeds to spend the next eighteen years polyjuice potioning himself into eighteen years’ worth of Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers to fool Voldemort’s curse into thinking he’s eighteen different people.

cue like three years of Voldemort stewing in the back of Quirrell’s skull over his inability to get hired as Defense professor before trying something else. meanwhile Harry has a nice normal school year with no one trying to kill him or steal the Sorcerer’s Stone, and then when somebody opens the Chamber of Secrets next year he has someone competent and trustworthy to bounce ideas off of, and then when Sirius Black escapes Azkaban Harry gets the shock of his life when the new DADA professor, this, like, ancient witch with one eye and two walking sticks and eight warts shaped like a precise replica of Hawaii, just grins at him and goes, “Oh, Sirius is my big brother, don’t worry, I’ll settle him.”

[brokentoasterrr]

i want to write it

[nagemeikenu]

DO IT MATE IT’D BE AMAZING IF YOU DID

[fruitquake]

Do you prefer flirty Sirius and flustered Remus or the other way around?

oh god okay

so while i really love the idea of Remus actually being pretty confident/a sweet talker and Sirius ‘hell yeah I’m fucking punk I’m so cool’ Black getting flustered around him, i just can’t resist the idea of

sirius: hey remus, you look beautiful

remus, blushing furiously: omg sirius you’re so fucking stupid

[remiusblupin]

Okay but confident dirty talker Remus who absoluetly shoved Sirius into the lake the first time he said I love you… and confident fluffy affectionate Sirius that has thrice knocked over suits of armor because he tripped when Remus has winked at him.

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926