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Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh, 1950s

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

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Okay but like, son of a bitch, this speaks to me on so many levels. Making u proud, someone's dad!

#um yeah

Hello. I haven't been here for a while. But if you could all send me some love, however you interpret it, I would be so in debt. Thank you.

Please check out the link to a short film that I will be starring in! Wet is a dark comedy dealing with depression and how individuals cope. It's going to be amazing and I'm so excited to take part in something so important. Every little bit helps, from a $5 donation to sharing the link. Please help me and the crew get this off the ground and running!

#short film #wet 2016 #crowfunding #depression #dealing with depression #help us make dreams a reality #yesterday you said tomorrow #just do it

cheese24k

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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@leon-fe14

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WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THIS BIRD

#pokemon #seriously #what the shit #i love this bird #japanese bird #heart eyes mother fucker

bittersuggestion

Emotionally it feels like I’ve been thrown out of a moving car

#feeling this #but #why #life is hard

angjolie

Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people “real life.” She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.

Heathers, 1988

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Always Heathers.

#heathers #winona ryder #christian slater #i'm a veronica

i'm depressing myself thinking about and watching things with and looking at pictures of jonathan brandis. i'm turning 27 this year. i can't believe it's been 12 fucking years already.