Sentence Meme: 102 Jack OโNeill Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
โ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.โ
โ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?โ
โ Oh, I adore you already.โ
โ Well iโm going to end up there some day, might as well check out the placeโ
โ Never run with scissors.โ
โ Iโll tell you what. You look around and Iโll tell you if youโre getting warmer or colder, alright? โ
โ Talk about falling upwards.โ
โ Hey, come on! That salsaโs still good!โ
โ You knowโฆ Iโd like to take this opportunity to sayโฆ that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.โ
โ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.โ
โ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?โ
โ Though a candle burnโs in my house no oneโs home.โ
โ Dogs are my favourite people.โ
โ Yeah. Iโm so proud.โ
โ Itโs all fun and games โtil someone breaks a nail.โ
โ Thereโs still something about you that puts me off my food.โ
โ Of course i dare mock you.โ
โ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?โ
โ Thatโs gotta be a record.โ
โ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?โ
โ And that information could save your life one day.โ
โ Well, they say the first oneโs always the hardest.โ
โ I ask youโฆ What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?โ
โ Ahโฆyesโฆit all makes sense now!โ
โ But in the unlikely event you donโt fail miserably, youโre fired.โ
โ Something exploded.โ
โ For the record, I donโt care.โ
โ That just has a nice ring to it.โ
โ Itโs my side arm, I swear!โ
โ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.โ
โ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.โ
โ Itโs about flocking and togetherness.โ
โ I see youโre on that famous beer and mustard diet.โ
โ Youโd think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.โ
โ For cryinโ out loud!โ
โ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.โ
โ Donโt judge a book by its cover.โ
โ No, but he plays one on T.V.โ
โ Holy Frozen Bad-guys!โ
โ Well I certainly understand what youโre talking about.โ
โ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.โ
โ Well, you know, itโs not like we donโt have everything totally under control hereโฆโ
โ Damnโฆ that was close!โ
โ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.โ
โ Oh, Iโve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.โ
โ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushinโ up daisies here and there?โ
โ Iโve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.โ
โย What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.โ
โ Yeah, is that cinnamon?โ
โ Well, spank me rosy.โ
โ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.โ
โ Oh, thereโs not a chance in hell.โ
โ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!โ
โ Whereโs the fanfare?โ
โ Hey, if youโd been listening, youโd know that Nintendos pass through everything.โ
โ What, youโre suddenly stumped?โ
โ Heโs lost a few poundsโฆโ
โ Yes, you are what you eat.โ
โ Youโre a friend of mine. Last year, you died.โ
โ Do you people practice being vague?โ
โ Iโm gonna go eat some cake.โ
โ Somebodyโs gotta teach that guy how to die.โ
โ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.โ
โ Over my rotting corpse.โ
โ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.โ
โ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.โ
โ All Iโm sayinโ, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan weโve ever come up with.โ
โ Iโve seen this movie. It hits Paris.โ
โ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.โ
โ I would never say anything like that.โ
โ That is just wrong on so many levels..โ
โ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?โ
โ If I have to say โwhatโ one more time, heads are gonna roll!โ
โ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.โ
โ Where I come from thatโs called beatinโ the crap out of each other.โ
โ Y'know, Iโve already done that 'freezing to deathโ thing, and itโs just not as enjoyable as it sounds.โ
โ Well, fancy that. Weโre famous.โ
โ Qu'est-ce que c'est?โ
โ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?โ
โ So itโs possible thereโs an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell youโre talkinโ about?โ
โ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.โ
โ Iโm still pretty sure Iโll say: 'Bite Meโ.โ
โ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.โ
โ You may have come to the right place.โ
โ Wasnโt I just killed? Killed as inโฆ dead? Well, this is a surprise then.โ
โ She, uh, she tried to seduce meโฆโ
โ Hey! Iโll tell you whatโs wrong. I just woke up, havenโt had coffee, let alone a pee in seven daysโฆโ
โ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.โ
โ You know me, Iโm a huge fan of subtlety, but thatโs downright encrypted!โ
โ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.โ
โ He really didnโt say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.โ
โ No one will know. We wonโt tell.โ
โ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.โ
โ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!โ
โ And? But? So? Therefore?โ
โ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?โ
โ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.โ
โ Oh, Iโm [name], all right. Thatโs the one thing in this conversation Iโm sure of.โ
โ Youโre like, whatโฆ 140?โ
โ No, my legโs definitely broken.โ
โ If I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.โ