RunningAroundMyToilet

Let's Rage - Father Hightower S.J.

[solidsmax]

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018)

[thelatestkate]

Please do not bother arguing with him, he just puts the charm on harder. Shop, Patreon, Books, Mailing List *•. ✧˖°`

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[taraljc]

[bob-belcher]

To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You (2020) Dir. Michael Fimognari

[queerpevensie]

Define bisexuality

[loveskhunnie]

Inosuke [About Tanjirou]: I don’t have a crush on him.

Inosuke: He’s just someone I stare at.

Inosuke : And when he’s not here, it ruins my day.

[tocarts]

i feel like ive been bullying an old man after drawing these

[kjthetalekeeper]

He’s a disaster man and I love it

[fullmemetalalchemist]

redraw memes from twit

[beetle-archive]

If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you

[beetle-archive]

rip to 30-50% of europe but im different

[theblasianbarbie]

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

[jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse]

Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go!

My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw

Me: ??? I just woke up???

My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda,,,, forgot to make energy

Me:

My body:

Me:

My body:

Me: you FORGOT-

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[star-spangled-jackass]

Women’s section: you want a plain jumper? Here’s the thinnest material and here’s frilly ones, sequined ones, glittery ones, cleavage showing ones.

Men’s: here’s a plain jumper which is thick enough to keep you warm and a choice of 5 colours

[softlightsoul]

y'all ready to be shook?

[devourfrombeneath]

now for ur phone. go make some strangers uneasy in public 👉👉

[cargopantsman]

Seriously thought this was an alignment chart

[kikuism]

Be not afraid of greatness —