well shit...

this is 89% bad jokes, 75% youtube and 100% dumb so try not to linger here too long.------------------------- however if you happen to be about that life, talk to me - it gets very lonely-----------------------------------------

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

[mikes-life]

Ah, so that’s the age of Ultron. 

[monfevre-deactivated20180114]

Fuck

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[youngvlxanoes]

jackhoward / Dean Dobbs : Ghosts Aren’t Red

[breakfastburritoe]

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

[turbomun]

remember when yahoo first bought tumblr and everyone was speculating about how there were going to be ads everywhere but staff insisted that wouldn’t happen

and now it’s happening

[mondobrains]

[pleatedjeans]

[phlester]

Dan, PJ and Phil playing Rockband 3

[ackleshurley-deactivated2016100]

why have i not seen this

[studyswifts-blog]

Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?

Affect is the Action

Effect is the End result

[sometimes-studying-blog]

Reblog to save a life

[abastilleheart]

@bastilledan: Here’s an awkward photo of me outside my polling station from 8am this morning. http://t.co/z5XeqswD5C

[neil-gaiman]

If you are in the UK...

Dear people in the UK

Please Vote. 

Even if you think it won’t do anything. 

Even if you believe you are in a “safe seat” and your vote won’t matter.

Even if you believe that all politicians are crooks and scumbags. 

And if you do not know who you are voting for, you can always decide who you are voting against.

Your vote matters.

Please vote.

[kyleehenke]

my favorite headline of the day

[shut-up-im-superman]

“I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists”

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

[sadgrl]

me

[koteddo-deactivated20160510]

Shit tumblr does

Finishing sentences with question marks even though they not questions???

starting sentence with normal letters aND THEN FREAKING OUT INTO BIG LETTERS

S P A C E S

Using commas instead of dots„,

Saying embarrassing stuff, then hiding them with a thin line

Cutting off a sentence by spacing—

Referring to casually pleasant things as THIS IS SO IMPORTANT