Take A Dip In My Daydream

In the process of bringing this thing back from the dead. Gimme a minute

[anglaised]

yall r like carbs r unhealthy butter and fat r unhealthy oil is unhealthy fruit is unhealthy bc it has sugar!!!! okay i guess we should all just die then lets lay down and die

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[messygoku]

[teomodo]

did you guys see people think taylor swift is the new england serial killer

[teomodo]

Human remains found near Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island mansion amid fears of a New England serial killer

When officers arrived to the location, which is just 0.3 miles from Swift’s home, they located what appeared to be a human leg bone.

i lived around what theyre calling the serial killer's "active area" last year and this year they've found like 15 bodies. i think she did it

[teomodo]

everyone is saying it

[teomodo]

we're theorizing

[anonymoustypewriter]

@fakecrfan

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

[nattousan]

[wutheringdyke]

as soon as you feel the summer melancholy creep in on you and your brain is telling you to rot in bed BITCH NO you just need to swim in a lake and dry in the sun

[pocketss]

widehead

[vanjalen]

[omegaversereloaded]

More bare pussy on album covers NOW

[omegaversereloaded]

"What if CHILDREN see this??" Then that's one more dope ass kid who wont grow into a freak adult who thinks the naked body and genitals are sinful and shameful lol

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[lescarnetsdehaku]

Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

[tordenvejr]

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

[diamondgrlteam]

!!!!!

[contrastparadoxx]

My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

[angelicdewdrop]