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vulpix | any pronouns | 🇵🇭 | 20s | helpol | professional plant person local dirt farmer | top ten wicca hater | icon by horminum

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[mallowmaenad]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[rodrickheffeley]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[geoshy]

back on the nikki grind 🩵

[reactionimagesdaily]

[hungry-skeleton]

Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

[hungry-skeleton]

Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing

[hungry-skeleton]

This image is so so fucking important to me

[hungry-skeleton]

Reblog this, cowards

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation III. This work is dedicated to the public domain ♡

[fae-or-f0e]

TOXIC MASCULINITY IS DEAD, I DANCE NOW ✨

This was the original sketch I did of Fabian when I was doing all my bad kids, but I ended up thinking it was too energetic to match with the others. But I finally finished it up now!!

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[mnkm00]

Nikki with a Momo earring

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!