My bones wish nothing more than to escape this mortal jello. The happy noise of the furred one simulates this by rumbling my core.
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My bones wish nothing more than to escape this mortal jello. The happy noise of the furred one simulates this by rumbling my core.
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Space is beige
Doggie bags are reverse chip bags
Today's post brought to you by thought of a big bowl of nice, warm foot cream.
What if dogs had vacuums for dicks?
What if the bones and meat in your body were reversed? Bones with a meaty filling.
Personally I'd like someone to crack me open and eat me like a lobster.
Did I ever tell yall about the time I cut a shrimp in half vertically to share equal halves with my brother. Simply because he said I couldnt?
For those of you who doubted me
Did I ever tell yall about the time I cut a shrimp in half vertically to share equal halves with my brother. Simply because he said I couldnt?
Chocolate milk with shrimp and cocktail sauce.
*does the hand jibe soullessly and without pep*
On football winners.
Congrats to overpriced corn, or whatever, on winning hand egg. Idk I never learned my sports breeds
I know the exact time and date of your death. Telling you will change it, so do not ask.
Remember this next time an unmarked 'Farewell' card appears on your doorstep.
But don't do anything about it.
That only makes it worse.
Spirit Halloween's are the Fae Carnival. They move around, popping up in random locations. Empty warehouses, old parking lots, garages left unattended for 8 hours... But only in October. And then its gone. You /think/ you know someone who worked at a Spirit Halloween, but you can't quite remember them. And everyone knows that the Fae are good at business.
THE CAT LIKES PAPER
THE CAT LIKES MURDER
THE CAT LIKES STRIPPERS FROM HOBOKEN
THE CAT LIKES PAPER
THE CAT LIKES MURDER
THE CAT LIKES PAPER