Thoughts of a Tadpole @violentlyvileviolet - Tumblr Blog

My bones wish nothing more than to escape this mortal jello. The happy noise of the furred one simulates this by rumbling my core.

1,125 votes and 43 comments so far on Reddit

Space is beige

#space is beige #space #is #beige #facts #truthful #truth #true #factoid #spacey #universe #color #colors #colorful #why beige #why

Doggie bags are reverse chip bags

#doggie bags are reverse chip bags #dogs #bags #chips #food #yummy

Today's post brought to you by thought of a big bowl of nice, warm foot cream.

#todays post brought to you by the thought of a big bowl of nice warm foot cream #thoughts #thought #thinking #warm #cozy #big #bowl #foot cream #foot #cream

What if dogs had vacuums for dicks?

#What if dogs had vacuums for dicks #dog #dogs #doggo #doggos #doggy #doggies #vacuum #vacuums #dick #dicks #penis #genitalia #questions #question #cursed #creation #animals

What if the bones and meat in your body were reversed? Bones with a meaty filling.

Personally I'd like someone to crack me open and eat me like a lobster.

#lobster #statue #meat #flesh #bone #horror #body horror #food #eat #horror prompt #prompt

violentlyvileviolet

Did I ever tell yall about the time I cut a shrimp in half vertically to share equal halves with my brother. Simply because he said I couldnt?

violentlyvileviolet

For those of you who doubted me

#food #shrimp #story #stories #memories #hand #thumb #knife #milk #chocolate milk #cocktail sauce

Did I ever tell yall about the time I cut a shrimp in half vertically to share equal halves with my brother. Simply because he said I couldnt?

#shrimp #food #cut #halves #share #sharing #half

Chocolate milk with shrimp and cocktail sauce.

#food #unholy food #do not eat #this is not a challenge #do not do it #food tw

*does the hand jibe soullessly and without pep*

#handjive #dance #soul #soulless #pep #pepless

On football winners.

Congrats to overpriced corn, or whatever, on winning hand egg. Idk I never learned my sports breeds

I know the exact time and date of your death. Telling you will change it, so do not ask.

Remember this next time an unmarked 'Farewell' card appears on your doorstep.

But don't do anything about it.

That only makes it worse.

#death #tw death #death mention #time #date #manner #cause #dead #card #farewell #goodbye #true #truth #ominous #prophecy #knowledge is a curse #knowlegeispower #everyone knows #he knows #knowledge #see you soon.

Spirit Halloween's are the Fae Carnival. They move around, popping up in random locations. Empty warehouses, old parking lots, garages left unattended for 8 hours... But only in October. And then its gone. You /think/ you know someone who worked at a Spirit Halloween, but you can't quite remember them. And everyone knows that the Fae are good at business.

#fae #faecore #fae/faer #faerie #spirit #spirit halloween #all hallows eve #happy halloweeeeeeen #happy halloween #halloween #store #stores #magic #magick #memories

violentlyvileviolet

THE CAT LIKES PAPER

violentlyvileviolet

THE CAT LIKES MURDER

violentlyvileviolet

THE CAT LIKES STRIPPERS FROM HOBOKEN

#the #cat #likes #strippers #from #hoboken #the cat #likes strippers #from hoboken

violentlyvileviolet

THE CAT LIKES PAPER

violentlyvileviolet

THE CAT LIKES MURDER

#the #cat #likes #murder #cats #murders #murdered #the cat #likes murder #the cat likes murder #like #liked

THE CAT LIKES PAPER

#the #cat #likes #paper #cats #like #liked #the cat #likes paper #the cat likes paper

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Thoughts of a Tadpole