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[incorrectspn]

#maketumblrgayagain

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Me, taking my vitamins:

Either this will make me healthy or I'll throw up all the extra mac n cheese I ate....

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

witness me

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If Terms and Conditions had TL;DRs, they would actually be read and understood.

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Short-person problem.

Reaching Behind the seat to grab your seatbelt.

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

I feel like I don’t connect with anyone anymore

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Elation

He encompasses my hair,

Envelops my neck,

Entices my body,

Effaces my sins,

Enthralls my mind.

Ephemeral but excuisite.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: I’ll bet my whole month’s wages!

Arthur: …You’re betting eight dollars?

Gwaine: Arthur only pays you eight dollars a month?!

Merlin: He’s afraid if he gives me more, I’ll hop a carriage back to Ealdor and leave him.

Gwaine: That’s stupid!

Merlin: No, not really.

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Follow this face on Instagram! @mr.meowerton

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Crumbs are barely noticeable until you sleep on them and then it feels like a bunch of tiny Legos

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Accurate.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Arthur: I know what you’re going to say – Morgana’s my sister, and I should try to get along with her.

Merlin: No, she’s crazy and she needs to go down.

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

[llamasgotoheaven]

I love this man

[violentmilkshake-blog]

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oops. [video]

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

836. Ravenclaw friendship is spending hours together, not really talking and just doing your own thing. Just being content with each other’s company

[violentmilkshake-blog]

Credit to u/nwordbrian and imagur