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call me mara 🦇 non-binary lesbian who loves damian wayne, andreil, damijon and ao3 | BATCEST DNI

[bingusmyboy]

“Maybe i was better off dead”

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[plantbvn]

boyfriend first, then cigarette

[asterair]

countdown trio!!

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[polartss]

the mockingjay

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[kitsubee13]

I had to jump on the bandwagon and draw my boys with this reference🐦‍⬛🏒

Had to make myself feel something now that I’ve finished heated rivalry and the raven cycle 😭 so a lil Adam and Ronan as Hollanov

…drawing hockey boys has become my guilty pleasure. But the gloves make me want to rip out my hair…

[rarvenaa]

sweet boys to print on cards

[ch00ki]

They went to grab some snacks for the sleepover :D

[al5asa]

My sweet boy

[ghostly-bat]

I think we should let Damian be the one to put Jon back together again sometimes, can't convince me that Jon doesn't have he's crash outs or depressed days. Let him be a mess and have Damian help him pick up the pieces when it gets to be too much

[violentyearner]

my fav account in here honestly

[ghostly-bat]

I think we should let Damian be the one to put Jon back together again sometimes, can't convince me that Jon doesn't have he's crash outs or depressed days. Let him be a mess and have Damian help him pick up the pieces when it gets to be too much

[realmothchu]

andrew and neil never come out, they have no plans to. they’re private people but they aren’t deliberately trying to hide anything either. anyone who spends any significant amount of time with them will know they have a thing.

they play on the same team, insist on being traded together, fight opposing players on the other’s behalf, go home together, share an apartment and 2 cats… at some point andreil just becomes an open secret in the league. most hesitate to put a label on it, andreil won’t confirm or deny anything when asked, but it’s clear neil is andrew’s very special person and vice versa.

it takes a few years for the fans to catch on but when they do it becomes a bit of an inside joke of how close andreil are and how good of “friends” they are. gifs of the two circulate with regularity. one of them staring lovingly at the other when they aren’t looking, andrew checking out neil’s ass, teasing each other, sitting on the bench as close as humanly possible without being on top of each other.

idk just andreil being soooo obviously in love and obsessed with each other that even the dudest of sports bros can’t deny they are gay gay gay

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[rafalopesart]

[tswizzlesfan]

jeremy knox your smile is too big your heart too pure your ass too fat your thighs too juicy your aura too cunty your boyfriend too hot. they'll kill you.