Crack Open the Boys with a Cold One

Kaya (she/her), Cold One, Yikes Forever. Background made by: pimientosdulces. Avatar made with baydews' picrew

[crazy-brazilian]

[afloweroutofstone]

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[targetedknowledge]

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[steampunkcorgi]

Harrowhark the First

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[alexandria-stone-author]

I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[389]

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[secretchordstyx]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book