This Is My Page?

Liquor, Guns, Bacon, and Tits. Need I say more?

[palelittleangel]

Send me asks

Send me:

“would you ever….”

“have you ever….”

your honest opinion of me

assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them

“what’s your favourite….”

confessions

ask for advice

random questions

[block]

reblog this if you miss someone

[supremepenis-deactivated2012042]

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

[cashrat-blog]

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

[theabbysenpai-deactivated201608]

You might have seen these pictures floating around the internet. The artist is Jason Heuser. Most of these and more are available on his Etsy site as well. Happy 4th of July!

[unclebeanbag]

The Clinton and Obama ones kinda no. The rest fuck yeah.

[skypig357]

Meh. They can stay too. The Fourth is inclusive

[coloradoqueen]

The Clinton one is accurate at least. Somebody make Lincoln!!

[msashleighlacey-deactivated2018]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

[onedirectionforever]

*BALD EAGLE SCREECH*

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

THE TIME IS CLOSE LADS

[gato-sicarius]

Mood

[gato-sicarius]

Tbt to mood But still Mood™

[outlaw-ish]

PLEASE do yourself a favor and listen to -Aaron Watson -Cody Johnson -Josh Abbott Band -Randy Rogers Band -Turnpike Troubadours -Wade Bowen -Whiskey Meyers -Kyle Park -Casey Donahew Band -Luke Kaufman -Matt Borden -Stoney Larue

If you like country music, this is the real stuff, not that pop country Luke Bryan crap on the radio.

[virginianfloridian]

Why not?

Because I said so?

[virginianfloridian]

Funny :p Describe your dream girl?

Nahhhhh

[virginianfloridian]

What kind of girl do you like?

Well, I prefer them to be human, living, and their naturally assigned gender

[virginianfloridian]

Its an opinion lmaoooo

Opinions are like assholes

[virginianfloridian]

Im bored mostly and you're hot

Eh, incorrect

[virginianfloridian]

You aren't talking to anyone? Why?

Why're you so curious?

[virginianfloridian]

Do you fuck around with a lot of girls? Online or irl.

No. I've actually been on a break from people in general

[virginianfloridian]

How many followers do you have?

84, and thanks for asking

[anotherangryblackwoman]

My white country

When do you think black people will get reparations for the pain that we had, are, and will endure, because of this country and its founding fathers?

[gruene-teufel]

Blacks will get reparations for slavery the day my family gets reparations for Union troops burning down the family plantation house – never.

[toast-man-walking-deactivated20]

When my family gets reparations from Norway for allowing itself to be invaded and displacing them to America - never.

[forrestbockrath-deactivated2018]

When you take that fucking chip off your shoulder and stop blaming white people and slavery for everything. You weren’t a slave, no one has ever enslaved you. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and sack the fuck up and take responsibility for your own life. If you want to have a better life, fucking work for it. Stop expecting people to give you things and learn to earn them yourself with hard work like the rest of us.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t