Cats. And Stuff.

Dani | 21 | ATX | Vegan | Chemistry | Bad movies, bath bombs, bathing everything I eat in yellow mustard sc: danielar597 Insta: @danithedalek

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[teashoesandhair]

Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel

[scammer]

cause you fuckin talking to yourself outside

[tulparightsactivist]

She was talking to mister worm you moron

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

[foxnewsanchor]

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

[sexanax]

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

[zatannazatarstiel]

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

[danithedalek]

[danithedalek]

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[lord-kitschener]

“Straight ships all suck”

think again

[poochcrew]

Dickbutt

[hotvampireadjacent]

the chosen one

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[the-mayor-of-the-internet]

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

This is the best post I’ve seen all week

[dakotaaaa]

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

[invalleumbraemortis]

Lord

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was: