cleanup on aisle 3

Virgil / he/they / 20 depressed, single cat dad bbeg except I'm hornier than the stereotypical bard

[virgofabreakdown]

why do people like spongebob? i do not understand the appeal. he has the most annoying laugh and his friends is a fucking dolt. the only sane one is squidward

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[depressedmanicgf]

Mood 😂

[valtsv]

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

[nudibranchparty]

NULL ISLAND

CAN WE GET SOME APPLAUSE FOR NULL ISLAND

BANISHED TO THE OCEAN!

(It's 0° N, 0° E, so lots of gps glitches return that point when they fuck up.)

[valtsv]

[virgofabreakdown]

tumblr is like an addiction you can't shake. you leave and you think your fine, and then you catch a wift of one succulent post and boom you come crawling back desperate for more of that sweet sweet dopamine

[dahliaisdarling]

there isnt a single franchise where i dont get jumpscared by this man

[cloud-gays]

catboys in town (2009 and 2021)

[cloud-gays]

important 2023 addition!!

[cloud-gays]

legalise catboys🥰

[virgofabreakdown]

i have great news for you

[phatcatphergus]

Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue

[virgofabreakdown]

hey op what does this mean

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[hymnsofheresy]

my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi's "christ in the desert" where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that's a good one.

[hymnsofheresy]

live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day

[catchymemes]

Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

[silverjirachi]

[rylandsgrace]

#I hope they feel like Italian today

[eroscestlavie]

She’s pissed we haven’t turned on Supernatural yet (it is her favorite show)

[eroscestlavie]

We turned it on

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[teachingtales]

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

[professionalwritingnerd]

[bimboid]

crow singing along to flute music

[drunkenhills]

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"

[forthegothicheroine]

Papageno

[parasitoidism]

I really enjoy that the tf2 blog entry for the release of these avatars is 1. Written by soldier and 2. Implies that these are photos taken by a photographer which just makes engineers even funnier to me