Stuff for me Trolls

Viri // 27 // any pronouns // mostly reblogging stuff for my ocs but occasionally i may reblog a meme // also OthirsiaFools but that one is for their separate non-alternian au // follows from Viritan // icon from inspirobot, header from unsplash

[gothclaires]

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

[zoroisgay]

Sis don't you just mean "pen"

[gothclaires]

oh no i don’t vape

[heystephen]

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

[heystephen]

thank god i screen shot it

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

[ari-kanon]

mermaid princess estier dress

[maureen2musings]

mauro_roberto__

[marisatomay]

like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes

[marisatomay]

that’s right

[equalseleventhirds]

if i were an extremely wealthy owner of a television network i would shrimply pick up all the successful shows netflix and hbo and disney cancelled that ppl made petitions abt and the creators said they have more written for

and then make more seasons of them and my network's ratings would be wildly high and also it'd be baller pr or w/e

[equalseleventhirds]

also if all these other networks refused to sell me licensing rights even at exorbitant prices i would then go on the twitter and make posts abt how they'd refused to sell even tho they're not making the new seasons either. i'd name prices i'd offered. i'd publicly shame them so much.

and then ofc i'd go to the creators of the shows i failed to get and ask them if they had any other ideas for shows that they'd like to do as a 'network original' for me or w/e. and promote 'from the creator of that show netflix cancelled and refused to sell, an ALL NEW show that we won't cancel at the height of its success for no good reason'

[equalseleventhirds]

2 kinds of tags on this

'what a nice idea, even if it is impossible/immoral to have that much money' (fair)

'shrimply' (and??????)

[plaguedocboi]

I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Linh Phung ‘Sea Tình’ Spring 2023 Ready-to-Wear Collection

[dreamresponsibly]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[computerbeep-deactivated2025052]

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

[her-stars]

hey ( with intentions of becoming the love of your life. going on museum and bookstore dates with you )

[andmaybegayer]

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

[queenlua]

similar art:

once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]

and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]

there’s like five iterations of this until it finally “clicks” and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear, “OH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINE”

dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifies “yes, i mean like cocaine”

i smile and go “no thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!”

he gets off at the next stop even though i know his party was like eight stops away, smh

[freakierthanthou]

Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".

[leethetrashpage]

Commission sheet 2.0 is here! Come take a look, and at my wishlist as well! [Steam Wishlist]

Queue:

1: OPEN 2: OPEN 3: OPEN

T.O.S. under the cut

For Art: - Credit me as the artist when using my art/designs! - Please allow me a month to complete your commission depending on the complexity of it, while some pieces may be quicker some can be much longer - DO NOT USE MY ART FOR: NFTs, hate speech, propaganda, AI

For Customs: - Keep the design recognizable to the original design; simple changes are okay! - Gender is up to you the design is finished - Do not resell! Gifting the design is allowed - DO NOT USE MY DESIGNS FOR: Hate speech, racism, pedophilia, incest, NFTs, AI, etc.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

[sometimes-love-is-enough]

yeah i turned your boyfriend into an unreliable narrator. sorry. yeah, he's exaggerating aspects of the story to cast himself in a better light. he's obscuring the narrative he doesn't want to think about. he's misrepresenting others to further his own ends. yeah, i think he's doing it as some sort of emotional defence mechanism. his story cannot be trusted. sorry.

[allura-raine]