Mean Green Mama From Outer Space

Indie, semi-selective rp blog for SU's Peridot. Mun is 19 [blog is currently undergoing heavy construction but will remain active for rp]

[virixdescent-technician]

//I'll probably end up just archiving or deleting it, it's really dead and I feel so guilty for never being around

[virixdescent-technician]

//finally checking out this blog after forever. Tbh I'm not sure if I should archive it, revamp it, delete it or what. I keep saying I'll fix it up but I'm just.... stuck on what to do :(((

[blackstardiopside-moved-deactiv]

                     ❝                      I may be small.                                I may not be as strong as you.                            But I’m gonna protect the Earth to!                                                   It’s my home!                            ❞ 

Selective - Multiverse - Crossover Selective - OC Selective

Promo Credit Personal/NON RP Blogs do not interact with this post!

[rockinrpmemes]

REBLOG if you rp with people despite not having the same “style” as you.

IE: You format, they really don’t. You use eeny teeny micro icons, they use regular/larger sizes….You don’t use icons at ALL but they do, etc etc….This doesn’t mean you quit writing your way, you still do you, but you don’t discriminate because someone’s threads and blogs don’t “mirror your aes” 

& BE HONEST!!!!!! 

Please don’t reblog if you say you are cool with mixed replies, and really aren’t. This post is meant for >>>networking<<< with fellow rp’ers that DO mix and match.

[rexthebait-archive]

*wants to rp with everyone*

*stares at one draft for three hours*

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ the worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. ❜

❛ I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it’s a comedy. ❜

❛ you don’t listen, do you? ❜

❛ how’s you job? ❜

❛ are you having any negative thoughts? ❜

❛ all I have are negative thoughts. ❜

❛ for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. ❜

❛ is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? ❜

❛ how ‘bout another joke? ❜

❛ no, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes. ❜

❛ I’ll tell you what you get! you get what you fuckin’ deserve! ❜

❛ my mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. ❜

❛ she told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. ❜

❛ I’m waiting for the punchline. ❜

❛ there is no punchline. ❜

❛ is something funny? ❜

❛ I just thought of a funny joke! ❜

❛ nobody’s civil anymore. ❜

❛ comedy is subjective, isn’t that what they say? ❜

❛ they don’t give a shit about people like you. and they don’t give a shit about people like me either. ❜

❛ everybody’s telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs. ❜

❛ I killed those guys because they were awful. ❜

❛ everybody is awful these days. ❜

❛ it’s enough to make anyone crazy. ❜

❛ I had a bad day. ❜

❛ were you following me today? ❜

❛ ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? ❜

❛ if it was me dying on the sidewalk you’d walk right over me! ❜

❛ I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me! ❜

❛ do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? ❜

❛ you know I do stand-up comedy, you should come see a show sometime. ❜

❛ I could do that. ❜

❛ all that sacrifice, she must love you very much. ❜

❛ touch my son again and I’ll fucking kill you! ❜

❛ is this a joke to you? ❜

❛ I feel like I know you… I’ve been watching you forever. ❜

❛ would you please stop bothering my kid? ❜

❛ the whole city’s on fire ‘cause of you. ❜

❛ isn’t it beautiful? ❜

[virixdescent-technician]

//ok so I made a new side-blog for any rp that takes a ns/dw direction. I want to keep it separate from my main blog. If you're interested and are over 18, PM me.

[virixdescent-technician]

“You look so hot in that.”

She looked bewildered, blushing at the comment. "This?" She asked, gesturing to her everyday outfit. "I wear this all the time. I don't see what makes it so 'hot', but thank you."

[virixdescent-technician]

//you know what? I wanna make a bunch of au Peridots but I just don't have the time or energy oofie

[wrstgm-deactivated20191208]

                  hi this is a brand new amethyst blog so give that like and reblog button a big fat slap on the ass if u like lesbians :^)

[hagsofficial]

aunt peridot uses her AMAZING METAL POWERS to entertain her niece

(continuation of this)

[jankybones]

Peridot in a sunhat!

This is a quick drawing I did simply to test out making a speed drawing video! It’s in full HD, you can watch it here!

Thanks!

[virixdescent-technician]

//aaaaaa I'm having one of those 'insecure about my rp quality' days Oofie

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

halloween sentence starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“I love the decorations.”

“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”

“Am I the only one in costume?”

“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”

“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”

“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”

“Did someone spike the punch?”

“I hate costume parties…”

at a haunted house

“This stuff’s for babies.”

“AAAAAHHHHH!”

“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”

“BOO!”

“Wait, are you actually scared?”

“FuCK NO–”

“That makeup is so realistic.”

“I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”

“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”

“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”

“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”

“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”

“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”

“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”

“Do ghosts like Netflix?”

with kids

“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”

“Aw~ I love your costume.”

“And who are you?”

“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”

“Trick or treat!”

“Let me check those before you eat them.”

“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”

“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”

with friends

“We should egg his/her/their house.”

“Help me with my costume!”

“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”

“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”

“Should we be drinking this much?”

“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”

“Let’s tell ghost stories.”

“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

“You look so hot in that.”

“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”

“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”

“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”

“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”

“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”

“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

misc.

“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”

“I’d be a witch in another life.”

“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”

“Do you believe in ghosts?”

“What costume are you wearing?”

“Let’s pull a prank.”

“I hate Halloween.”

“Can you tell me why you have an actual skeleton in your closet?”

[virixdescent-technician]

“I’m so sick and tired, of being sick and tired.”

A hand gingerly hovered over the shoulder of the other gem. Comforting others wasn't her strongest area, but she did try to make an attempt. "Past the redundancy, you do have a point. I can't see why anyone would enjoy suffering." She said, sighing. "It's only logical you would be adverse to it."

[singer-snowflake-deactivated202]

Snow looked at her from her seated position on the beach. "Everything is so much better now but I still feel like something is missing... like a part of me I haven't found yet." She sighed. Snow looked depressed and exhausted a lot more often lately.

[virixdescent-technician]

Peridot frowned. She too knew what it felt like to still have a poignant sense of missing something in her existence, yet unable to place just what that missing piece was. "You're not alone in those feelings, Snow. Plenty of gems have had similar emotions." She outstretched a hand to the gem beside her, trying to offer up a signal of empathy to her.

[singer-snowflake-deactivated202]

Snow's sad orange eyes slowly swiveled up to Peridot's face before the lava gem finally took the kindergartner's hand. "I hate being like this. I don't tell Pearl this but I feel just the same as she does... I've tried so hard to let go and move on... I need help..."

[virixdescent-technician]

"How long have you felt like this?" Her concern was evident in her tone, but she tried to keep her voice soft for Snow's sake. The last thing she wanted to do was to unintentionally upset the emotionally distressed gem. A situation like this required delicacy on her part. "Please be honest."

[fallenlombax-a]

After being discharged from the hospital and getting the help I need, I hate being in this position again even with current donations given. Due to my health insurance not paying much for my medical bills and my mother still being unemployed, the donations given were used to pay for the medical bill. As a result, we’re at a bad financial spot again. A situation I got my mother and myself in.

If you could either donate (any amount from $1 will help) or signal boost to increase visibility, I would greatly appreciate it as much as I hate to get on my knees and beg. But at this point, I have no other choice. I can also only hope I have not lost my job over what happened.

My paypal is [email protected]

[fallenlombax-a]

Please….please….help

[fallenlombax-a]

I don’t know what to do….I can’t even make art for profit….I will gladly make icons as thanks….but I don’t know what to do without losing everything……

[fallenlombax-a]

Mother and I recently got a breach letter from our mortgage company. We have to pay the rest of what we owe being $2500 or we are forced to vacate the house.

I don’t know what to do at this point. I can’t lose the house. My mother already has failing health. She’s already taking pills for blood pressure, iron, thyroid, cholesterol, arthritis, and depression. Losing the house would be too much for her and likely kill her…I don’t want that to happen…she’s my only parent left after losing dad. I can’t afford to pick up a second job due to my hours. She’s not old enough to get her widow’s benefits from social security. She has to be 60, she’s 59 and she won’t be 60 until April 10th which is too long to wait and we already lose the house then.

I just don’t know anymore…I’m barely able to pay bills and pay for her prescriptions.

[virixdescent-technician]

🔪

Peridot blinked in surprise. This certainly wasn't the first time the technician had had a weapon pointed at her, nor was the first time it was done by a complete stranger. Of course this would happen, that was just her luck wasn't it? She wasn't armed, but she could use her ferrokineisis if things went further south. Peridot stood rigid and stared back at the stranger.

"Excuse me?? What's the meaning of this?"