DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS SUMMONING

TOO LATE NOW

[virtualobotomy]

welcoem 2 my world....

im isaac/absol ( <- click that)

tag directory ↓

#isaac.txt → original textposts

#art.png → original drawings

#classic post → basically posts that are iconic to me, usually at least a couple years old but not always

#epic need → things i want

#my beast -> my absol tag

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

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[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[nanaosdailylife]

Can anyone help this person?

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

Bitch im flat stanley eating salmon expeditiously

[giftofgabber]

the Simpsons will fucking fuck you up

[whitemacklemore]

I fucked your Granddad's clothes!

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[segamascott]

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[dimachina]

Heard this one guy at the laundromat. His name is Bay Lee, and he’s collecting wet coins. Hope I never find myself at back of his wet coin line😭 lastly.

[threedollarsdotcom]

the prettiest girl in town just asked for you by the name of fuckface dickhead

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[cartoonscientist]

things chronically outside people say:

“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]

“tick season, tuck your pants”

“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”

“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”

[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]

[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”

“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”

“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”