Virtual

Artist and Programmer! They/ https://virtualpenumbra.nekoweb.org/

[geocitiesdig]

From Geocities user atfof.

[depsidase]

[cats4cancer]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[soft-butch-cassidy]

we've all seen "Simon has night terrors that make him physically act out" but what about sleep paralysis simon

He opens his eyes but he cant move. Hes constricted by writhing veins, threatening to crush his ribs. He knows he's supposed to be free, he went to sleep in a house, in the biodome, on erid, but he’s watching blood pour down the walls and eyes leer outside the windows. he cant move, he cant talk, he can only move his eyes, Grace is still asleep and cant free him from the blood roots burrowing under his skin

But eridians watch each other sleep. A xenonite-shrouded hand touches his arm, grabs his hand, and breaks him out of the smothering paralysis.

"I hear Simon heart beat loud, fast. I am here. Wake up now."

the first thing he does when he can control his body again is wrap his arms around Rocky as tight as he can

[assignedmale]

[assignedmale]

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[catsharky]

He assumed Tails was Sonic's age

I know everyone and their mom has already made this joke but I had to do my own take on it.

Also a bonus because the idea makes me laugh:

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedcunt]

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 38

Hipswitch (bastards vs zombies)

Jeffrey (my room)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

Hipswitch design by @glowbat

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

So fun fact, Jeffrey was made for a Halloween costume, but after we had a few incidents on campus with some guys I actually carried him around with me if I had to be out after dark to scare off creeps, it worked very well and the campus staff thought he was hilarious, Jeffrey was also the original pfp for this side blog before it blew up

[leoqueerlolz]

So Jeffery is the ultimate sexy person because he defends people from creeps and nothing is sexier than that

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Exactly

[shencomix]

[shencomix]