Glam-CloClo

Life is like a race, you may not come first all the time, but watch those who do, to avoid the mistakes they originally made.

[gretavfleet]

[thatweirdferretlady]

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[pullthetriggersidney]

Dynamique™ also im sensing a theme here

[sseoulful]

Daydreaming about alternative lives to escape my own has become a coping mechanism which I have internalised so much that it happens unconsciously throughout the day. I’ll be always daydreaming in the back of my head no matter what I do

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[virtualsuitcheesecake]

A visual representation of my life

[boredpanda]

Artist Turns Photos Of Random People Into Fun Illustrations

[laurasaxby-deactivated20171112]

Norma Jeane, c. 1945. 

[youareinloves]

[thewolveswerehere-blog]

[grapost]

Ratt - Stephen Pearcy

[satchelgizmovo]

[nowacking]

I could watch this for hours

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[nicolemyerz]

[thehalfbloodbriton]

"I won’t be a rock star. I will be a legend"

-Freddie Mercury (5 September 1946 - 24 November 1991)

[patience409]

pancakes