Maximum R-attitude

Rachel •♡• RatMom•♡• Married •♡• She/Her or They/Them •♡• Gender Fluid •♡• Previously: CeilingTavros I tag everything NSFW, I shitpost a lot, and my personal posts are tagged as RatSqueaks. If you guys just need someone to vent to, my inbox is always open.

[lazysmirk]

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

[dragonofdarknesschaos]

With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

[secretsivekept]

SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

[niyarest]

there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!

[tf2humbug]

Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.

You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!

When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.

ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.

[lemon-mold]

Us: Melons

Staff:

[daikiraichu]

Staff is asleep post forbidden nips

[shencomix]

[mamadivaa]

[lematworks]

Produced by LEMAT WORKS

✨ Twinkle Night 1 / 2 / Golden stars / Blue stars2 / instagram ✨

[questionnightammo]

NSFW Questions

1. Have you ever given/received a lap dance? 

2. How old were you when you first had sex? 

3. What’s one of your kinks?

4. Bondage?

5. Favorite sex position?

6. Would you ever have sex with a teacher or professor if there were no consequences (ie. no getting expelled, no STD’s, no change in grade)?

7. Actor/Actress/Famous Person you would have no qualms about getting in bed with? 

8. Would you try/have you tried butt stuff?

9. Best kind of foreplay?

10. Have you ever had sex in public? Did you get caught? 

11. How do you feel about BDSM?

12. How often do you masturbate? 

13. Ever tried pole dancing? If no, would you like to?

14. What are your opinions on strip clubs? Have you ever been to one?

15. Do you have any friends who, if they asked, you would have casual sex with? 

16. Animated character you would 100% fuck?

17. Would you ever suck dick/eat someone out for money?

18. Opinions on smutty fanfiction?

19. Weirdest place you’ve ever had sex? 

20. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? 

[nattafied-deactivated20200924]

Things to never say to a Hirsute girl:

Or in general, to anyone who is suffering from excess hair, whether that be trans/PCOS/or any other type of medical condition. (I understand some are more directed towards females.)

1. “Is that hair on your _________ ?” 2. “What is that rash on your _____/______ ?” 3. “Do you not get scared when it comes to being intimate with your partner?” 4. “Does your partner mind that you’re hairy?” 5. “You’re so brave, I would of killed myself if this was happening to me.” 6. “Even though you’re hairy, you still look like a girl.” 7. “You may think being hairy is the end of the world, but someone out there is worse off than you.” 8. “My Mother’s friend’s daughter has hirsutism and her’s is worse than yours.” 9. “Have you thought of lazer hair removal/ electrolysis/ shaving with a razor/ waxing/ threading/ plucking/ bleaching? 10. “So, can you get pregnant?” 11. “If you had a baby, would you be scared that it would also have abnormal hair growth, you should know better than anyone that it would be cruel to have a baby under those circumstances!” 12. “Why is your makeup so heavy - you would look so much better if it was natural!!” 13. “My friend takes _____ to control her hirsutism, why don’t you try that?” 14. “Ha ha ha, you could always join the circus as a bearded lady!!!” 15. “It’s just a little hair, it could be SO much worse, you are overreacting!” 16. “You wear such baggy clothes that cover up everything, it’s so depressing, stop being lazy, shave your body and wear something more revealing! 17. “Does your partner see you when you’re hairy?” 18. “Does it not scare you to wake up next to your partner every morning with a full face of stubble!?!?!?” 19. “Asking for laser hair removal on the NHS/Insurance would be selfish, it’s a cosmetic thing, not for actually bettering your life!” 20. “You’re such a spoil sport, you’re hairy, so what, stop making everything about you!” 21. “You know I can still see your hair through your makeup?” 22. “Maybe if you lost some weight like the doctors say, the hair would stop.” 23. “You always have to make everything about you, no one cares that you’re hairy, you’re being OTT.” 24. “Have you thought about buying a NoNo? I hear great things about them!” 25. “Maybe if you stopped buying yourself things, you could afford laser hair removal.  26. “Ugh, I just felt your stubble brush up against my face!!!” 27. “You know, in old middle eastern history, hairy women were a sign of femininity and extreme beauty.” 28. “You should be greatful the hair is only on _____ and ______ it could be so much worse.” 29. “Did you see that bearded woman on the news the other day? That will be you in 5 years!!! Ha ha ha.” 30. “Aw no, don’t be upset, you know I’m only joking, my hairy friend!!” 31. “Your hair is getting kinda long…. Do you not thing it’s time to shave/wax/whatever it yet?” 32. “I can shave your hair for you if you want…” 33. “You would look so much better and prettier if you weren’t hairy.” 34. “Have you tried drinking _____ and eating ______ …. I read on Google it can stop excess hair growth!” 35. “It annoys me that you waste GP time going to see your doc about your hair, It is only hair.” 36. “You’re hairy because you have more male hormones, than female ones? Does that mean you are going to grow a penis lol?” 37. “Happy Birthday!!!! We bought you a gift voucher to the local spa for a full body wax! Hope you like it.” 38. “A lot of girls have this issue, you’re not the only one, relax.” 39. “I read that hirsutism means that you aren’t as developed as other humans, and are more like monkeys, is that right?” 40. “You’re a great friend, I love you and everything, but I find your hair so gross, I wish you would just control it better and take some pride in yourself!” After having severe hirsutism for the best part of 10 years, these are just a handful of the extremely hurtful things that have been said/happened to me. Some of them were clearly meant in good taste, but a safe thing is that, unless the hirsute person brings up their hair, don’t bring it up yourself. 

- A Hirsutim sufferer

[skarchomp]

420 Blazikens

[colordrifter]

Small things I love about Moana

There is no talk of finding Moana a husband. SHE is going to be chief of her village. No one can take that from her.

How Moana is a competent leader before she even sets out on her journey.

The village seems to have more or less a hereditary monarchy that disregards gender and the matriarchal influence is clear: Moana is mostly inspired by her grandmother and the major deity in this movie is a Mother Goddess.

“Crazy” does not mean worthy of ridicule.

The central questions: “Do you know who you are? How do you know who you are?” Those cut deep.

The sibling relationship between Moana and Maui.

The vision about the ancient wayfinders. And “Know the Way,” which makes the entire sequence a million times more emotional.

This might be a Disney Princess movie, but it is also solidly an action movie.

Moana doesn’t like being called “princess”.

The goddamn gold-plated glow-in-the-dark giant crab. Who sings well.

Forehead touches. Between a human girl and a goddess.

The fact that Heihei manages to do ONE USEFUL THING in the entire movie.

Moana is so sturdily built. She managed to clock Maui, of all people.

Nature has agency.

How Gramma Tala’s passing is quietly understated. Her last words to Moana are those of sincere encouragement and her death is not explicitly shown. But you see the huge luminous sting ray a couple minutes later and you just know.

The entire sequence at the beginning that depicts island life. And Chris Jackson’s singing. Everyone’s singing, really.

Moana gulping deep lungfuls of air the first time her canoe overturned is so realistic, I could feel myself choking on ocean water.

The coconut pirates. They are VICIOUS little fuckers.

Moana earning a place among Maui’s tattoos.

Gramma Tala’s spirit is solid enough to hug. No more “LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF SIMBA” from the clouds.

Disney smashing the fourth wall and throwing shade at their own Princess story formula.

Romance is never ever ever even hinted at. Because Moana is all of 14 years old and she has bigger things on her mind.

All the songs. ALL OF THEM. They hit just the right emotional cues.

How culturally rich Disney managed to make this movie.

The sheer vividness of the animation. The wealth of expression on the faces of these characters. The colors.

[theangelwithashotgun8]

I hope you don’t mind if I add to this

- Moana and Maui tying their hair up (as a native Polynesian girl I can say with full certainty that putting our hair in a bun with one hand is a skill you are born with)

- Maui himself was such a huge part of my childhood I loved seeing him in a Disney Movie

- Seriously, during “You’re Welcome” I was practically screaming in the theater because I GREW UP WITH THAT

- The fact that the water is a character

- Her hair was constantly slapping her in the fact that was beautiful

- During a lot of Maui’s scenes I could see The Rock’s Samoan Culture peeking through (I’m Samoan, this made me cry)

- Maui’s size

- I have brothers his shape and build, with his hair, and with tons of tattoos, I saw them in him and it also made me cry

- Tamatoa

- The line where Moana sings “I’m a girl who loves my island” because that made my heart sing

- “I will carry you here in my heart!” Because yes, yes, yes, when someone we love dies they stay with us-we carry them forever

- The disembodied voice of Lin Manuel-Miranda

[jaranimate]

Guy Fieri on Ice. Don’t ask how or why this came into existence because I honestly am not sure myself.

He is skating Chris’ short program but with his own “Fieri” version of Yurio’s fire costume.

Forgive me father

[ghibli-collector]

Halloween costume contest at a cat cafe in Tokyo

[virulentrainbow]

@dennys please apologize to all of your workers in Portland, Maine, because my fiancée and mother in law are very loud and are embarrassing, at 3:30am (Please send help..For meee....)

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Quartz With Hydrocarbon inclusions - Kharan, Baluchistan, Pakistan

[tzalmavet]

everything I draw eventually turns into this

[crypticbastard]

@ghostbatter

[slwgns]

[breakfastautocrat]

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

[fiorilex]

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.