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Now can Amanda give me a list of all 45 smut books she read
City Council of Darkness, Episode 2: Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband
BETH!!
Ep 1 || Ep 3
EDIT: Close up cause Ethel turned out so cute.
Reverend, she was not raised to work!
Torse, awakening in the deepest pits of his enemies' lair surrounded by the hanging corpses of his kin, no Maxwell, no Zephyr, only Olethra's betophatted mech and three of the most frivolous automatons ever created:
"Ah, I see. I've sinned, I've died, and Robot Hell is real."
As an older sibling who also frequently doesn’t know what’s going on, Wealwell going back to back with Maxwell and saying, “And who the fuck are you?” to Comfrey is so meaningful to me. He definitely did not recognize Comfrey. But what he did recognize was that Comfrey was making his little brother uncomfortable, and he was going to do whatever he could to make Maxwell feel supported while insulting the person who caused that discomfort
thinking about comfrey and cadswitch’s letters to each other kinda dunking on their kids who wound up different and olethra and max saying wow adventuring skips a generation and… yeah. it really does.
longspot gotch is kind of a stick in the mud. he is boring. hutch macleod is firmly rooted in his own place. he has rules he follows to a t (even if they are just that you should be able to do whatever you want). because longspot saw his father sink his money into who he saw as a lunatic, saw all the ways the family name and fortune were going up in flames before his eyes. hutch saw his mother live by no rules, tied down to nothing, free as the wind and never holding to any real commitments and leaving people behind at her own whims. they both saw their parent’s flaws and failures and course corrected to an extreme to never be that way.
max and olethra only heard the good parts of the glory days. you don’t sit around and tell your kid “yeah grandpa did all that cool shit and he was stupid, he squandered his fortune” you don’t tell them “grandma’s a bad person who gave me abandonment issues”. at least you don’t tell then that during their formative years.
s o by the time they’re old enough to form opinions, they’re sky-eyed and eager to go adventure themselves, see where the stories happen, hear from the legends themselves.
adventuring skips a generation because the grandkids don’t see all the downsides and harsh realities of adventuring. they don’t see the consequences until its too late. max and olethra didn’t see how much adventuring strained the crew’s lives until they were already in zood, they never saw how badly their relationships with comfrey turned out until they got to ramansu.
they’re not going to see how much the legends leave out till they see comfrey in her element on this adventure, and then they’ll realize for themselves why adventuring skips a generation. and i cannot wait to see it.
the crew you always dreamed of
i’m still thinking So hard about lil olethra searching everywhere for the perfect pilby mantis to send to monty and not only did he send her a letter back but he remembers exactly who she is and what she’s talking about when they meet
I love the way Olethra is absolutely Vibrating with excitement while meeting Montgomery LaMontgomery
Me watching daisuke's every move like:
are we all just skimming over the fact that Daisuke Bucklesby ran with a pack of coyotes for a hot minute to deal with his divorce
Olethra innovating as a fangirl by being obsessed with her grandma's friends
I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.
Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.
Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,
"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."
And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! He'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.
But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,
"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"
"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."
"Ooo! Crunchies!??"
And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!
And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌
I could tell right out of the gate that the energy of this episode was gonna be top tier, and I was absolutely correct.
Please never ever stop making Gastronauts.
Vic Zac and Jacob is the chaotic energy I needed in Gastronauts.
some of the gastronauts episodes have not hit for me but think the last episode was really good and very fun. also i think heaviest and make it look gross were my favorite prompts. i can't wait for more seasons!