ugh

hi I am Lauren and I like to eat

[1999babi]

l’oréal kids extra gentle 2-in-1 shampoo

[horrorofthebeast]

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[alienpapacy]

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

[corgiwhisperer]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The Game of Thrones series with a sticky tag for every time someone utters the word “Cowabunga.”

[homestarrunner]

What's happening tomorrow?

[memewhore]

[hybridprojectalpha]

[transmechanicus]

​UNFROSTED IS BETTER BC YOU CAN BUTTER BOTH SIDES!!!!

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

WHY ARE YOU BUTTERING A POP TART!!!

[luthienne]

Ingeborg Bachmann, from “Leaving Port” (tr. Mark Anderson)

[everyteenager4free1]

[theweirdwideweb]

[neopets-hentai]

Me being escorted out of my Chuck E. Cheese job interview where I pitched my new character Fuck E. Cheese

[amateur]

she is going home to make soup. (via)

[pyre-the-thing]

Reblog for soup girl

[bloody-batty]

REBLOG FOR SOUP GIRL‼️

[amateur]

[myrskytuuli]

The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula’s castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn’t live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: “we’re not doing that.”

And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staff.

queen shit.

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[tired-boy-deactivated20201228]

world heritage post

[animalcrossingmemes]

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[everythingstarstuff]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Bones @ Spock