[vitaleya]

playing a melee healer like

[vitaleya]

[vitaleya]

[vitaleya]

healing epic battlegrounds like

[vitaleya]

World of Warcraft without the Global Ignore addon

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

messaging someone right as they go offline

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

[astrotheyge]

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

[100493503004422]

*makes a typo* what does it matter. ti doesnt mattre. i dont caera nymore

[thisblogismynote-deactivated201]

When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.

[zetadar]

[opiadronitis]

gentle persuasion

[surprisebitch]

isnt the blonde dude like humping the guy from behind

[sapphotron]

when you and a friend join a fandom together

[sometimesthingsareweird]

This is 100% accurate

[uryuuchuu]

titmau5 we still gotta join the sentai fandom…

[asian]

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

[fake]

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

[frodofeels]

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

[spuddykins-deactivated20150510]

shaymew

[ajani]

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

[hufflepug79-deactivated20160122]

So bear. Much roar. Wow.

[madgastronomer]

Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.

[madlori]

I think we should all start referring to things by their proximity to bears.

[mosrael]

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

[digivolvin]

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

[theatomicboom-deactivated202112]

the stages of your friends not responding to any of your messages

[elevatorboss]

stage 1: aw ok, i guess they're away then

stage 2: really, it has been AT LEAST an hour if not two, what the hell

stage 3: WOW OK JUST IGNORE ME THEN

stage 4: oh no what if their mom died or something and i'm interrupting their grieving?

stage 5: oh no what if something happened to THEM? ARE THEY OK? WHAT IF THEY'RE IN THE HOSPITAL

stage 6: they died and the last message they got from me was a horoscope post saying they'd be leroy jenkins what have i done