I have an art degree

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[absolutedoorknob]

When it’s Doug

[blogfanreborn777]

5th Dimension by Donato Giancola

[seabeck]

Slimy Friend

[graverobber3457]

this episode was the second pilot and so they didnt have all the details down yet, but this line is still so funny to me. “one of my ancestors” you mean your dad, spock? your father?? your father, who married your mother???

[immaplatypus]

this is like 8 years too late

[everythingfox]

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[mjalti]

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

[bogleech]

I’m by far not the only person reposting this but it’s uncanny how well this algorithm figured out what we find funny now. It’s only been 9 hours and this seems to be the definitive new meme of 2022.

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[rockdoveking]

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

[writing-prompts-re]

Fantastic Guides:

Traversing The Antarctic

1 - Bring a coat. Duh.

2 - Travel while the sun is out. It gets lonely sometimes and will help guide you in exchange for company.

3 - Wear goggles.

4 - If you think you saw the mountains in the distance moving, you didn't. Keep going.

5 - Use the night to rest. And hide.

6 - Don't let the whispers scare you. Focus. They might be trying to help.

7 - If the ground cracks, don't move.

8 - If you see the Spire, head for it. You'll never reach it, but your path towards it will be safe.

9 - Bring a jar of cookie butter. You'll understand once you're there.

10 - If you see the Mountaineer, turn around. Do not approach it.

11 - You can eat the hot meals you find, but always leave some behind.

12 - Don't be afraid to take risks, it's one of the things life is all about after all.

13 - Seek shelter during blizzards, they can grow stronger during them.

14 - Ice cream is forbidden.

15 - Just because something appears to be human, does not mean that it is. Be observant.

16 - Let it snow.

17 - Keep your distance from the trees. The lights might attract you, but you must not get close.

18 - The Shrouded hide in the distance. You may seek them out if you wish, but keep in mind they don't always welcome strangers.

19 - Don't start fires. They don't like fire.

20 - Ignore the singers, don't let them distract you.

21 - Be sure to leave an offering for the old ones, for their sake and yours.

22 - Don't. Pollute.

[homunculus-argument]

Her Name Is Traffic Jam.

Also I have now peaked, and I will never paint something this good again. Send help.

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

this will never not be funny to me

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

[asieybarbie]

Dolores!

[thenatsdorf]

All the many.

[daily-wecht]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[minmaneth]

…and, at the time of his death, he was one of the most hated people in the USA.

[life-as-a-hobby-deactivated2022]

The FBI sent him a letter trying to convince him to commit suicide. Don’t let this revisionist bullshit slide. The things they say now about protests, kneeling, etc, are the same things they said about the sit-ins and marches.

[furbearingbrick]

respectability politics is a trap.

respectability politics is a trap.

respectability politics is a trap.

[darksteel-relic]

Look at this vintage political cartoon. Reactions to MLK and BLM are near identical.

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

His own kids are telling yall not to fall for the bullshit