Vitalia

Vitalia, Healer of the Brigade (time period tbd)

[vitaliaistired]

Rules and such

I am Vitalia, the healer of the Brave Brigade; ask me anything as long as it's appropriate and not rude :)

[rrobertson3]

Would you like me to mentor someone for you?

-@vitaliaistired

Holy shit that would be amazing, thanks. I wish I could mentor @cryo-sdn more but I just don’t have the time to at the moment. He’s got so much potential as a hero and as an athlete. Would you be able to help me out and watch over him?

[vitaliaistired]

Of course Robert.

[malevola-gibb-rp]

Flambae and Robert may have finally fucked last night

Woohoo

Aw fuck! I totally thought they wouldn't get there until after Valentine's Day! The pay out was gonna be huge!

Dammit, alright, someone tell Prism to come collect her winnings.

[mechadickthethird]

What is with you people and betting on everything?

[vitaliaistired]

Reminds me of the bets the Brigade used to make

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.

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Good times, and I also made 50k on one of them

[batmanz]

@flam-bae you wanna race to see who can fly the highest before the lack of oxygen makes us pass out or die? I won't even bet money on it, I just wanna experiment at this point

[vitaliaistired]

I'll go let the medics know in advance

[spear-sdn]

Do you have any healing powers or?

-@vitaliaistired

Yes I do, don't you have healing powers as well.

[vitaliaistired]

Yup, it's my specialty but I can do combat magic as well

[the-shr0ud]

Do u keep in contact with any other brave brigade members?

No. I have no interest in their self-righteousness.

[vitaliaistired]

Btw I got you some more wielding gear :]

[the-shr0ud]

Did I ever mention I know where Robbie's grave is?

-@vitaliaistired

Huh. No.

I thought it would be public knowledge?

[vitaliaistired]

Nope, they did that so you wouldn't ever find it, but fuck them, I've got sledge hammers and they yearn to smash the head stone

[the-shr0ud]

Huh. Maybe this truce is beneficial.

Fuck it, I'll come with you.

[vitaliaistired]

Cool, let's go

[elliot-connors]

*Starts up the camera again*

Okay this is protosaber test two

*Elliot starts up the saber*

Come on come on-

*the saber fails as it explodes in his hand*

FUCK AHG

*elliot rushes to turn the camera off*

[vitaliaistired]

ELLIOT!

[elliot-connors]

*his left hand is blown off*

fuck fuck-

*he hissed in pain as he grabs the stump where his hand was*

[vitaliaistired]

She runs forward and starts healing it

Elliot, you know you have to use proper gear with this kind of thing!

[elliot-connors]

*Starts up the camera again*

Okay this is protosaber test two

*Elliot starts up the saber*

Come on come on-

*the saber fails as it explodes in his hand*

FUCK AHG

*elliot rushes to turn the camera off*

[vitaliaistired]

ELLIOT!

[the-second-mechaman]

I'd bet you raped your child in at least one version of the universe.

(Hey anon, can we not pls?)

[youngestbravebrigader]

Bruh that's disgusting as shit

[the-second-mechaman]

(Its fucking weird and gross man)

[vitaliaistired]

(Let's avoid shit like this please)

[the-shr0ud]

Did I ever mention I know where Robbie's grave is?

-@vitaliaistired

Huh. No.

I thought it would be public knowledge?

[vitaliaistired]

Nope, they did that so you wouldn't ever find it, but fuck them, I've got sledge hammers and they yearn to smash the head stone

[the-second-mechaman]

Don't explode

-@vitaliaistired

"..okay?"

[vitaliaistired]

Just... don't die, again

[dragonheroatsdn]

Omw to get a twink pregnant

[phenomenal-hero]

What is a twink?

[elliot-connors]

Well phenomaman a twink is the queer term for feminine-esque bodied men

[vitaliaistired]

Elliot... That is the most dictionary definition you could have provided

[elliot-connors]

Yeah and?

[vitaliaistired]

It's an observation

[dragonheroatsdn]

Omw to get a twink pregnant

[phenomenal-hero]

What is a twink?

[elliot-connors]

Well phenomaman a twink is the queer term for feminine-esque bodied men

[vitaliaistired]

Elliot... That is the most dictionary definition you could have provided

[mechadickthethird]

“You really need to rest” well if you’re gonna be persistent about it, fuck

[mechadickthethird]

Also, Blazer confiscated this the moment after I posted this. She didn’t let me drink it smh she’s the one who told me I needed to rest

[vitaliaistired]

I agree with her on this.

[vitaliaistired]

Hiiii Vita good to see that you're on here too :3

@ardyn-brave-brigade

Ardyn! It's wonderful to hear from you :D