[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[cilantrhoes]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[gay-goths]

i’m never deleting twitter

[esthertism]

I’M SCREAMING

[thulium]

[beemovieerotica]

[notahorseindisguise]

boss makes a dollar i eat a limes😋 i think theyre yum so i eat more limes

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 5 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[sunlitmcgee]

@rozugold

[bulletpainpills]

I fucking hate this game

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

very few understand the pain of being a santa believer in a santa denier world............

Wait till tonight brother...they will see

[doctor-bodacious]

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[mpregeminem]

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

[mpregeminem]

[i-will-write]

[violentoffender]