be weird in here @vitrific - Tumblr Blog

This is my nsfw blog, for reblogging things that are too nsfw for my main.

I don't follow from this blog.

She/her, 20s.

I love robots too much maybe. And werewolves. If i leave annoying tags on your post I'm sorry. Please send weird things in my inbox, I encourage it. You especially have to tell me if you jack off and I cross your mind. It's the law.

DNI if you are underage. Porn will still be here when you're 18.

Zoophiles are disgusting and I will kill you with hammers. Pedophiles are disgusting and I will kill you with hammers. TERFS and zionists are also horrible people and guess what, you're getting the hammers. If you have a problem with this, block me before I get to you first.

fester into something 21, She/Her Cub/zoo/incest freaks go explode into one million pieces of viscera 🔞🔞🔞🔞 Objectum, robots, whateverr. Ther

#vitrificationonline #pinned post #i edit this pinned post occasionally

brucebocchi

ivipl1

swimsuit calendar but its all just pictures of various types of machinery undergoing maintenance

valtsv

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

valtsv

POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours

lakevida

tips for premature ejaculation? I also never eat fruit and think it’s disgusting

youre doomed in this life and the next farewell

shrugsinchinese

hear me out cake

teslacoils-and-hubris

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

#seeth

jame7t

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

nae-nae-supreme

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

jame7t

its 10 AM on a weekday .

balaclava-trismegistus

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

nae-nae-supreme

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

tongue-twists

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

obliviasart

lil warmup to try out the artemus pencil. I really need to draw more armor and swords, I've been slacking

I start feeling hopeless/like there's something horribly wrong with me -> check time -> past 10 pm -> oh thank God I just need to sleep it off

#vitrificationonline

I think I have mental illness.

#vitrificationonline #the problem is that I'm a hypochondriac and have a need for approval so I'm Not Allowed To Speculate anymore #it's my rule #I learned that lesson too many times to forget #if I try to Speculate I'll feel like I have x or x disorder and regardless of if I do or not I'll start feeling like I do which is #well it's not really helpful that's for sure

woeful-maiden

i had a dream where discord added a new “sex update” where you could declare you and a user were having sex and the menu to do so had dozens of dropdown selection menus for timespan, position, location, style, “flavorings”, and who was topping. what this would actually do is place whoever was set as the top to literally place their icon over yours and would set a timer. no one could message you and discord would autoreply with “sorry, these two users are busy right now! try messaging in [time remaining].” The issue is is that you, yourself, could not message anyone while having the discord sex, and this made me upset because immediately multiple people were setting me to having sex for 24 hours, thus locking me out of using the application and saying I was “busy with sixteen people”