[vqtkufi]

‘I’d reach into your body, and fix you if I could’

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[vivamuriente]

cómo le explicarías a alguien ciego lo que es ser yaoi?

pues mira misteriosa persona anónima se lo explicaría diciendo que es el mismo sentimiento que te da cagar con muchas ganas después de aguantarte todo el día. una experiencia religiosa

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[vivamuriente]

bb

tú quién coño eres peazo puta

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[dyscomancer]

[corvophobia]

is it too much to ask?

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

[egberts]

op naming the second scientist

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[biglesbiandragon]

This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like

[lovepuzzle]

mention my favorite character and i do this