[vivianandjoss]

This is why you shouldn't release any LGBT+ TV show before the Eurovision

(who am I kidding, they rock)

[dragonanon]

Hades with Melinoë: “Oh my beautiful daughter, I never thought I would see you again!…I implore you to get out of here at once, but if you really insist on this fool’s errand, please at least take this boon and be safe.”

Hades with Zagreus: “How many times do I have to beat the shit out of your stupid ass before you FINALLY get it through your thickass skull that you CANNOT leave Tartarus?! Stars above, what did I ever do to deserve being cursed with having the biggest dumbfuck in existence for a son?!”

[bigtittygothgirlandrew]

Jeremy Knox literally took off his shirt in front of Jean for attention and then got upset when he didn’t get it

[belovedsamber]

jeremy: “i’ve picked up more people at bars by having a lighter handy than I have by being charming”

andrew in his mind: interesting…

renee later: so what do you think of the trojan’s captain?

andrew: he’s gay

renee who gets 25 texts about jeremy from jean in a day: interesting…

[starrynightsxo]

[xcruelprincessx]

How Cardan's kidnapping actually went like:

Jude: come with me

Cardan: okay 😀

[mylovecardan]

Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him

Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of

Cardan: You

[starchaser0823]

Neil Josten has the same constant stress level as that fuck ass squirrel from Ice Age

[okjii]

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

[aysouday]

Not my edit but this is pure comedy

[foxholecourt22]

Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

[gavilarkholin-deactivated116710]

Sazed: hello, I am secretly part of a tradition that our theocratic despot has gone to great lengths over the past thousand years to completely annihilate. I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior, Literally Anyone Else

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[the-lumpfish-queen]

This may or may not have an effect

[catchymemes]

[tweaking-again-i-fear]

I CANNOT wash another plate i swear

[memeclassheroes]

[vivianandjoss]

"It's coming home"

Their home:

[vivianandjoss]

I guess it's time to bring it back.

[yallstar]

hc: thank you, dianxia, for this blessing... xl: san lang, why are you praying, i'm right here?