And she goes "nobody knows"

[bojackrewatch]

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

every conversation ive had with anyone im trying to get into bojack horseman

them: is that cat fucking that horse?

me: yes. just keep watching, you’ll get used to it

[everglot]

[samdesantis]

[lsleofskye]

[idontlikedicktionaries]

🌿 Instagram.

[silly-oleghibli]

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!

Who is the best Ghibli boy?

[bodhitreebluebird]

radish spirit

[geranialeshume-deactivated20220]

I think Heen is a very good boy

[bodhitreebluebird]

but Teto is a Very Good Man 

[geranialeshume-deactivated20220]

BAD BOY

[bodhitreebluebird]

bad to the bone

[susuwatori]

You’re all wrongfully wrong

Yakul

Is the

Best Boy

Hands down no doubt about it

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

Ok but what about Jiji

He’s a great familiar

And he has an adorable family

[cydril]

They are all good boys, but Yakul is indeed best.

[mori-girl-life]

YAKUL

[writing-prompt-s]

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

[mythmica]

[hollowsolaris]

Myth it is tOO EARLY FOR THIS XD

[mythmica]

Me: *reblogs this*

You and the rest of my followers:

[writing-prompt-s]

Ok. That’s enough Tumblr for today. 

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[alloverthegaf]

it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”

[everets]

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

[bidoof]

They are still growing

[jesternoise]

the first horse…….. was human

[followingponies]

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

[thepurpleglass]

A perfect time to bring this back:

[theanonymousplatypus]

“Everything you need for your health” (A hospital advert)

“Sauna, Karjala and Tar” (A beer advert)

[vampiregerards]

do u ever just wanna go to sleep and wake up 6 years later with an apartment a job and a sense of purpose

[teathattast]

THIEF

[princesstigerbelle]

Send him to the dungeon for his crimes

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory