nonexistant world of meeeeeee

i'm here now i guess! gonna lurk and post stuff occasionally. idc lol

[itsapmseymour]

Alright lets cut to the chase, we all want a third installment of this,

gimme the goddamn tits right now.

I like your moxie

Check out this sweet one grinding

[itsapmseymour]

Take your pick soldier

[blaxolt]

THE MELONS!

[itsapmseymour]

Hm… melons…and the text is in blue…

I GOT IT

YOU WANT BLUE MELONS!

[pyramidhead527]

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

[itsapmseymour]

Look, I’m not gonna ask questions.

[cryptidnamedhabit]

we need the big fat H O N K E R S

[itsapmseymour]

This is surely a Honker

[rose-the-witch1]

may we please have the knockers,,

[itsapmseymour]

Straight from the labyrinth itself, heard there is some really good chests inside

[violet-hady]

Show us the chests.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh… very well. Lemme just…

Oh son of a bitch.

Someone pulled them into the ocean…

[an-ace-rabbit]

OOOOhhh okay

This may have been a mistake

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t panic, just keep an eye out for a talking fish

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Holy shit is that the Titanic?

[itsapmseymour]

What, that thing up ahead-

OH GOD OH FUCK-

[nocaffeineforlevi]

BAHAHAHA. Now seriously. The boobies.

[itsapmseymour]

Alright fine

[vladguy]

Great boobs!

But what about tummy?

[thearsonistofarland]

When’s someone going to make a limbus oc based on this literary work

[itsapmseymour]

Happy Halloween

May you avoid the ancient evil depicted below

[vladguy]

PUT THAT CURSED JIBBLIES PAINTING AWAY OR SO HELP ME LIMOZEEN I'MA SOCK ONE RIGHT UP THAT WOOD FRAME!!

[squiddyswimming]

YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME!!!!!

[todaysprescript]

Today's Prescript: In the next 34 hours, drink 500 liters of fresh water.

[vladguy]

instructions unclear, became a water balloon

[todaysprescript]

Today's Prescript: Break the windows of the third house you see upon walking 3,000 meters ahead.

[vladguy]

yea sure lemme just GO ON A GODDAMN MARATHON

[vladguy]

my first like... on one of my posts... swoons...

[vladguy]

whenever you see some post that has that distinctive fire text gif in the reblogs, ykno kinda like

There's probably two ways you read it.

either you read it like @itsapmseymour's

DEEP DEPTHS OF THE CAVES VOICE

or you read it like ganglemanVA. and by that i mean

IT'S HAPPY HOUR!!

[vladguy]

he's a 9 but he eats trash out of the neighborhood dumpster

he's a 9 but he eats so much trash he can't move for days

he's a 9 but he explodes like a balloon from eating too much trash

girl just tell me i'm a 10 already.........

[iaobug]

wanted to draw what the sinners' mornings would look like and that evolved into redrawing this classic exchange

[ratlesshonret]

Heathcliff Buys a Pepsi

[vladguy]

wait i forgot that im a racoon

[vladguy]

I'm old!

[vladguy]

nonbinary femboys call those

femthems

[vladguy]

hello worlb

[vladguy]

how the hell do i tumblr again

[vladguy]

hello worlb